He He
Mood: laughin now!
Listening to: munching lunching sounds
They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to
see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them he
has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will
take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is
unable to repair it.
Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the
scousers he has to leave.
"R hey lad" they say "gissa lift".
The trucker once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying
20,000 bowling balls. The scousers put it to the driver that if they can
manage to fit in the back will he take them and he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of
the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way.
By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.
Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for
speeding.
The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he
replies Scouse Eggs.
The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look.
He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many
officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that
requires so many officers.
"I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already
hatched and the *******s have managed to nick a motorbike already
