FOOTNOTES
Those who say that flying is the safest way to travel are really just taking comfort in the fact that they won't go alone.
Why are the instructions and dosages on medicine only on the box and not on the individual blister packs?
I gave up flying when I was 3000 miles from home: very inconvenient.
I was so poor I had to return pop bottles to buy milk. Only why did I buy pop in the first place?
Aging is great for wine or cheese. Can't say I like it on myself though.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Time is a great healer. You've heard that. But only, I suspect, because you can't remember what ailed you.
I've lived four distinctive lives and each one has been better than the one before. And it has nothing to do with reincarnation.
I live in Bubba World: look for it soon.
