OGMA - the god of learning
.Good Morning class........
my name JAMRYN is Prof. Ogma, not "Hi Oggy." Now I know you were hoping Dana would be back today, well as one or two of you had problems with her accent Dagda asked me to take this class and help you out.
GHOSTGIRL, are you chewing gum? Put it in the bin....oh well, it will pass through in a day or two.
Now, older Irish people such as Dana who, you must always remember is seven hundred thousand years old; older Irish people as I said, and gods or goddesses too often have difficulty pronouncing the "th" sound. This is because the letter "h" was not used AS A CONSONANT in the ancient Irish alphabet. wHAT IS A CONSONANT ANYONE?????......no?
a CONSONANT is any phoneme that does not form the peak of a syllable, con, together; son, sound; a letter that has to be used with something else, namely a vowel. Yeees Cathead, we know French Letters are most effective with a spermicide, but that does not make them consonants. Thank you for your input.
WAKE UP APATHETIC, IF YOU WERE NOT SO DISINTERESTED YOU WOULD GET BETTER MARKS. AND YOU WOULD KNOW WHY EVEREYOPNE ELSE IS GIGGLING.
To compensate they tend to say "dis, dat, dere, dese and dose," they also say t'rough, t'ink, t'rash and t'read. Now some of these sound like other words so you have toshow a little consideration, especiall when they have to say "third."
Homework, you can write an essay on the ancient Irish tree alphabet, so I hope you all know your Beth Luis Nion letters. Really its as simple as ABC. AND REDNECK GAL, school uniform tomorrow please, I'm sure the Daisy Duke look is all the rage in your neck of the woods but we have school rules for a reason.
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