Telephone Fantasy

Mar 15, 2005 at 19:57 o\clock

Interruptions....

Mood: Fantastic
Listening to: Nickleback - Silver Side up

Well, I started with the new company today, and I'm soooooo happy! My supervisor called me this afternoon for my training and about an hour later I was working!

What was really funny is that she asked me to log into the system, to do a test call, but before she had chance to ring through, a client called me! lol Didn't do too badly either - 8 mins! My supervisor was impressed with that one!

One caller who made me laugh this afternoon was an elderly guy who said "I've got a 9 inch throbbing penis".

"Oooh, you've got it ready for me have you?" I purred, "I bet you've got your hand around it right now, haven't you?"

We were going along great, building to an earth-shattering climax when he suddenly said "oh bloody hell, that's all I need!"

"What's up?" I panted, mid-orgasm. "Bloody sister-in-law has turned up," he grunted, "I wish she'd piss off the irritating old cow!"

I couldn't help but giggle at that, and offered my extension number so that he could call back. He took it, continuing his tirade of abuse at his sister-in-law, "ugly old witch," he hissed, "pain in the arse, she is! Why can't she just leave me alone???"

He promised to call me back later, and after the call had ended, I just had to log off, before I died laughing. Aah family harmony!

All in all, an excellent afternoon. I made much more in 2 hours than I have in one afternoon with the old company! Definitely made the right choice there. Can't wait to log on later tonight - should have some good blog fodder too!