What on earth....
Mood: Angry at Ref.....
Listening to: nowt.
Well, it's been a funny old weekend. I did a marathon shift last night - 12pm and as I write this weblog, I'm still logged on! I'm just running on adrenaline at the moment, so not tired at all. I will be by about 3pm this afternoon though.
Had a nice few callers. I spoke to guy in his sixties, who confessed to sleeping with his sister in law. "We have dinner together every Saturday," he explained, "then we wash up and go to the bedroom." He told me all about her, that she was in her sixties two, with a nice figure and a lovely "bosom" as he put it. "And she loves it when I stroke her nipples," he went on "in fact, she actually has an orgasm."
Then there was a cabbie who had just finished his night-shift. "So, what are you wearing?" I asked. He was a bit hesitant at first. "Erm, I'm a bit embarrassed about this actually," he replied, rather sheepishly, "I'm wearing some nice clothes."
"What sort of nice clothes?" I purred, although I generally knew the answer. "A red thong, and black bustier, as well as a short silky miniskirt."
We talked about how the attire made him feel before he asked me to shag him like a girl. He loved it, getting more and more high-pitched as the call progressed.
"Do you like that?" I asked. "Oh yes!!!" came the squeak.
Another call was from a guy in Cornwall. "Do you mind if I put you on speaker phone so that my friend can listen?" he asked. I told him I had no problem with that. We talked about the things I like to do, and I mentioned that I love anal. "Trouble is," I sighed rather dramatically, "I seldom get it."
"Oooh, I'd give it to you," he replied, rather eagerly, "I'll drive up to you today!" He was more keen on talking about me than himself. "You are a dirty girl, aren't you?" he kept laughing amid "why can't I find a horny tart like you?"
Had a bit of what I call a "blonde moment" last night though. I had a splitting headache, and as it's my rota shift, I needed to log off for a while so I could take a tablet. Phoned one of the supervisors, to explain, realising she was the day supervisor. "You need to ring ***** at night," she sighed. Major embarrassment. Will stick a huge notice on the phone to remind me! Got the poor love out of bed, and I could tell she wasn't pleased. What a dozy moo I am!
Watched the Arsenal v. Sheff United match yesterday, and was highly annoyed at Bergkamp's sending off. What on earth was that ref up to???? All he did was lightly shove the other player on the chest. Whereas another player, raised his arm and took a swipe at his face! Then there was that threatening tackle later in the game, which only received a yellow card! Madness!
Oh and the old cystitis has returned again. Going to have to book myself in at the docs. It must be that flu bug that I had the other week. Highly annoying!
Right, day off tomorrow, so until Wednesday folks! xxx
