Grrr Tuesday....
Mood: Excellent
Listening to: Real Radio FM
Firstly, Happy Valentines Day All!
I would have said this on the day, but was kind of "busy" with blokey!
Bless him, he bought me some chocs - didn't last long though. Mmmmmm, chocolate.
Anyway, my shift yesterday left a lot to be desired. I don't know why but Tuesdays are always quiet, even at night.
I spoke to a guy who sounded more like a radio DJ than anything else. He wanted me to describe myself in great detail, before asking what I'm into.
"Tell me," he asked. "Have you ever slept with a woman?"
"Sure hun," I replied, "I'm bi-sexual, so I've had quite a few experiences."
He became really quite excited about this and then asked me in great detail about my most recent experience.
"Tell me all about it," he went on, "while I masturbate like hell."
He then went on to tell me about "a thing" he was having with a girl at work. "We sometimes stay behind. We put plastic sheeting down on the floor and she loves it when I pee all over her. Then, we roll around it in, it really gets me going." Mmmm, hope they clean it up afterwards, otherwise the boss is sure going to be angry!
He was a good call though, and promised to call me again. He probably will, because we clicked straight away.
Then came a guy who said "I'm not one of these who gets dirty on the phone, but my girlfriend is away." Not being funny, but I've heard that line many times......
He demanded complete honesty from me. "If you lie, and I know you're lying, I will simply put the phone down." So, I lied to him as honestly as I could. When I'm in character, I am that character. As soon as I log off, I am me again. It's easier to keep them separate, then there's no room for confusion!
" Now then," he started, "have you got a shaved or a hairy pussy?"
"Shaved," I replied. "Sorry, wrong answer!" he barked, "I wanted hairy, bye!"
These people who waste my time.......
One thing which was good for me, is that I've been told that my hold time has been excellent over the weekend. I'm really pleased about it. Last week, I expected it to go down, with it being half-term, but surprisingly, I've had very few kids. I wonder if they've all realised that if they choose me, they get a bollocking?!
Oh well, lets hope today's shift brings more odd-balls. I actually miss them when they're not there!
