Bummer.......
Mood: Fed up with weeing!
Listening to: Actually, been watching Postman Pat!
Well, last night's shift was pretty quiet. A few standard calls, although one interesting one was a guy who loved tan stockings.
"I know this girl at the bank. She has lovely legs. I want her to sit next to me and cross her legs so that I can stroke them."
"Does she wear stockings?" I asked.
"Oh yes, natural tan ones. They make her legs look really sexy."
I talked about my legs, asking him to imagine I was this girl, and he became more and more excited. Finally, he said "if I am alone with her though, I'm afraid that I might rape her." Alarms bells went off at this point.
"You would rape her?" I demanded. Back-peddling quickly he replied, "oh no, not really, but she would get me so hot, I would have difficulty controlling myself." Even so, I made a note to report this.
Next up was a very horny guy on virtual, and we were going along swimmingly. Even offered to let him have a live 121 with me. "How much is it?" he asked. I told him the price which prompted "can't I just ring you on your mobile?"
Are these guys for real? Like I'm really going to talk to them for free! I do this for a living!
Not a brilliant night. Glad it's Friday today. Should be busier.
I didn't work yesterday afternoon. Instead, I par-took of a little retail therapy. I've seen some gorgeous boots. Will have to buy them as soon as I can. Ankle boots with a short-ish stiletto heel. Sexy or what?!
Problem is though, I couldn't spend as long shopping as I had wanted to. I've been going mad with cystitis, so every 10 minutes, I was dashing off to find a loo.
Managed to find myself some stuff to take for it. "Fruity Cranberry flavour!" the packet boasts. Yeah, there is a hint of cranberry, but urgh! Took one sachet of the stuff, and nearly threw it all back up again.
After heaving various times, quickly made myself a strong coffee to get rid of the taste! What we women have to go through!
P.s Forgot to but the bin out for the bin men last night - what a dozy cow I am! lol
