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Have you ever been stuck somewhere? It's a nightmare, i've been stuck in me house for 4 days now cause my leg decided to stop workin....I mean whats all that about??? Your leg doesn't stop workin does it, well you'd think not but apparently according to the doctor it does. You know, i'm starting to wonder whether it were a doctor or just some bloke off the mental wing pretending to be one. The thing is i aint long been in this part of the country so it could happen alot to people from these parts?

Anyway it's a bit boring being stuck.....Maybe its something that happens when you reach 28. You see i thought it were when reach 30 years of age that parts of your body started falling off or stopped working??? Sorry enough about the leg eh!!!!

Well today I decided to watch The Day After Tomorrow, the major benefit of owning a DVD Company is you can watch pretty much any movie you want to. So i put the DVD on & fell asleep.....Ask anyone who spends alot of time at home, its really hard to stay awake all day.....Anyway i woke up when the film is showing a load of news reports & i thought there had been another major disaster. Now before you start judging, i had just woke up & the first thing i see is a reporter on my TV getting blown all over shop.....What am i suppose to think? We ain't the brightest bunch when we wake, are we. Anyway i soon realised that it were the film, just in time really cause we had a power cut which left me without any lights for 3 bloody hours....Imagine if that had cut off just before i'd realised it were the film??? I mean my staff think im already a bit nuts, so if id haved the phoned the office & started going on about houses getting blown about? or if id have phoned my granmother telling her to stay in the house cause of whats happening? What an idiot eh? They'd probably have got me committed.....Then i'd be the bloke pretending to be doctor.....