Home Grown Country Girl

Mood: Scared!
Listening to: Myself falling asleep...

Ok, so I can't sleep. I don't know why. Maybe it's because I have nothing on my mind or because it has everything on my mind. Who knows!

Moving on. First of all, I don't have class until next Wednesday. That's a great thing. I'm giving my speech and I'm not too nervous. It's always kinda nerve wrecking when you know you're being graded AND video taped while giving a speech and you have to meet certain criteria. I just want to do a good job. I've got an A in the class right now. Let's keep it that way.

AHAHAHAHAH!! That icon is so hilarious! So, I have learned that insomnia is kinda rewarding. Tonight it has allowed me to get 2 flyers done and about 6 teaser flyers done for TRIBE's next event. The problem? I still have to talk to the director of student activities to ok the projects I made the flyers for. Mahahah! If she doesn't Ok them, I've wasted 4 hours. If she does, I'm all kindsa ahead of the game. I've also learned that insomnia can lead to the surfing of the internet. You can type in a word like "lala" and google can find the most crazy things.

Let's see, I came up with the following:

•  "we rocked the body that rocks the party. Or vice versa. Possibly both, that's how much we rocked."
• "Lala Land. I've been to paradise but I've never been to me ..."
• Lala is a Trojan Horse that allows unauthorized access to a compromised computer. [Ah ha! I finally figured out what a Lala is! Thank you google!]

According to this website: www.googlism.com this is what "Shelly" [or  in simpler terms, 'me'] can be defined as:

• shelly is the goddess of angst
• shelly is upset and asks why he needs her permission [yes! in one sentence I turned into a 'he' and managed to need 'her' permission!]
• shelly is surprised when tammy shows up to tell shelly that she got engaged! [Yay! I couldn't be more happy for all of the Tammy's in the world that are engaged! *cheers*]
• shelly is highly adept at meeting and exceeding the expectations of her clients. Mahahahahaha!! Shaddup! I know what you're thinking!
• shelly is bald. what?What?WHAT?
• shelly is a doberman pinscher that was judged "best trained dog 2000" by the international dog trainers society. At least I'm a best trained bitc...
• shelly is a an activist and she won't take no for an answer. Aint that the truth!
• shelly is found. AH! FINALLY! I was so worried. I've been looking for myself for days. It's been tragic. No wonder I can't sleep.

Alright, now I need to show you guys something. PREPARE YOURSELVES!! This made me shiver with utter fear. Angel: this will scare you most. Why? because this picture could be your reality in the blink of an eye. Now, if this ever happens to you, all you have to do is call me. I'll talk you down then I'll talk to mini you. This may be traumatic, so if you have to go into therapy of some sorts, don't be forwarding me any bills.

*takes a deep breath* Ya'll ready? Here we go...

 

 

I KNOW!!!! It's ok. It isn't real..for me. THE EYEBALLS ARE RED! THE TEETH ARE JAGGED. The dog is tiny. Look..at...the...needle...and how this tiny puppy is saying: TOUCH ME AND I'LL KEEL YOU! This is scaring me worse than the EVP crap on ghost hunters on the sci-fi channel.

I need to go take a muscle relaxer and try to sleep.

Scared. As. Crap.