welcome to coolville

Mood: concerned
Listening to: watermelon man by mongo santamaria

save me! president bush is coming to missouri!

because st.louis was found by the french, taken over by the spanish and then taken over by america, the american "president" and the presidents of france and spain are coming to celebrate the bicentinial of missouri. and the pretend return of lewis and clark. i hope president bush does not embarass america anymore while foreign presidents are here to witness it.  why does he have to come? i'm sure the state of missouri would understand if he didn't.

now, onto a new thought. rigged votes! right before bush ran for president, missouri was a democratic state. as soon as he runs for president it shows missouri as a republican state. what is up with that? and the "recount"? a.k.a. put more votes in there jeb, i wanna run a country who's name i can't spell. or, barely pronounce with my thick texas accent. i'm sure ann coulter who claim's the democrat's are godless, can spell it. or at least pronounce it in her cackling witch voice. i'm going to trip her if she comes to missouri. maybe even practice some scottish martial arts, too. Scottish martial arts are: head butting the person, then kicking them while they're on the ground. hee, hee, hee! we dems may be "godless" but we know how to fight. or at least i do. 

well, pray for me that i make it through alright!

                                     Sarah