Britain From The Outside

Aug 2, 2006 at 01:48 o\clock

Thought For The Day - No more belly buttons please!

by: insider2

I heard on Radio 4 that some British MP had proposed a ban on men going "topless" (i.e. without shirts) on the street during the latest heatwave.

While he's about it can he also ban:

1.  The public display of fat bellies by women who are old enough to know better, especially the ones with stretch marks.

2.  The public display of thongs, tatoos and  various other butt decorations by women bending over to pick up their kid from the push chair.

3. Women shopping in "bootlace bikinis" with a tiny triangle of cloth almost covering their pubic hair and a piece of string flossing their butt crack - I personally regard this as a health risk. 

Where on earth did women get the idea that we wanted to see all this flesh on public display?

Comments for this entry:

  1. Valarie wrote at Aug 3, 2006 at 08:45 o\clock:Thank you! I was thinking the same thing not that long ago at a concert. I have no clue where the ideal that it was atractive came from, but I sure don\'t think it is.
  2. davecathy wrote at Aug 3, 2006 at 17:46 o\clock:A nubile young woman with a bare midriff and a tiny waist you can almost put your hand around is highly attractive, but the vision of a bulging, sagging tummy and floppy love handles is enough to turn some guys gay.

    And females wearing trousers is OK if they have a pert behind, but they are few and far between. The question \'Does my bum look big in this?\' should often be told the truth, YES, IT LOOKS HORRENDOUS.

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