Thought For The Day - Barefoot and Pregnant
I hear that now scientists have managed to create sperm from stem cells men will be surplus to requirements and women will take over the world.
That's just as soon as the women have finished the ironing, made the bed, put the kids to sleep, cooked dinner and cleaned the bathroom.

He should be strong, reliable, hard working, a good listener, good in bed, generous, patient, good about the house, understanding, handsome, gentle, protective, and know his place.
What does a man look for in a woman?
She should feed him
F--- him
and shut the F--- up