http://www.blogigo.co.uk/noragchick Read the Daily Bullshitter on George W Bush en noragchick noragchick Wed, 05 Jul 2006 16:12:23 +0200 daily 1 Memo from Dick Cheney to Karl Rove.   George recently told the world how Laura was a snivelling coyote for refusing to share her bed with him.  Don't ask me how it leaked but I'll certainly be looking into it. Wed, 05 Jul 2006 16:12:23 +0200 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/noragchick/Short-but-Sweet-and-straing-from-the-Shrubs-mouth./8/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/noragchick/Short-but-Sweet-and-straing-from-the-Shrubs-mouth./8/ THE DAILY CODSWALLOP A leaked excerpt from the tape recorded  journals of George W. Bush. Wednesday 28th December 2005 As we plummet towards 2006,  here is the first in a series of excerpts from Dubya's personal diaries. Gee, but I told those idiotics didn't I?  I told those evil doing bozos last week.  How dare they critisize me who is their leader and their better and God's annointed?  You can't knock God that way.  Jesus.  Well I let 'em have it last week though.  I ain't no whipped dog wimp like daddy was. I am the STRONG one, Goddammit and they'll see.  Goddamn them but they will.  They won't be in no rush to disagree with me for a few weeks unless they want another trip to the wood shed, eh?  Move aside Coulter for I am the daddy,    I am the man and next time..... next time.... I'll tell it straight.  I'll tell it like it is.  Like,  I'll tell 'em this....  I'll say, you know... Wed, 28 Dec 2005 01:30:07 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/noragchick/The-gospel-according-to-George./7/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/noragchick/The-gospel-according-to-George./7/ THE DAILY CODSWALLOP 27/10/05 "Why is everyone calling me names?",  that was the president's plaintive question last night as the storm clouds gathered ominously around his presidency.  The 54 year old went on to insist  that he is not (as some have claimed) talking to the portraits hanging on Whitehouse walls.  He went on to retort  "There are millions of portraits around that place and if I was  really talking to any of them , don't you think  I would have started with  Ronald Reagan, him being my all-time hero and all.  Come to think of it, Reagan would be the only one worth talking to anyway .... well him and Herbert Hoover maybe. The American public can rest assured that If I ain't talking to those two,  I ain't talking to anyone".  Bush  a dunce claim Those with long memories may recall that Richard Nixon was  also said to have been in the habit of... Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:39:40 +0200 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/noragchick/President-Bush-maniac-and-dunce-claim/6/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/noragchick/President-Bush-maniac-and-dunce-claim/6/ THE DAILY CADSWALLOP Thursday 22nd 2005 GEORGE BUSH HAS ENEMIES LIST Whitehouse aides have been rocked by allegations that incumbent President George Bush has entered his unlikely second term with a list of enemies and now the testy Prez may suffer another steep decline in popularity for his trouble.  Said one close aide, "He wants all the people on this list whacked... and its a long list but he thinks its do-able, if only because he thinks he can claim national security reasons for the hits.  He makes Nixon look like the tooth fairy." Bush is loony bin bound Sources close to the Oval Office say that boss of the USA is getting worse and now aides  have  dubbed Bush's oddball behavior as "The Madness of King George".  Said a high-ranking official "If people knew how f**ked up Bush is, he'd be in a high security asylum for the criminally insane now.  He is a menace." Bush wants more people dead ... Thu, 22 Sep 2005 23:03:55 +0200 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/noragchick/Bush-in-alleged-Enemies-List-scandal./5/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/noragchick/Bush-in-alleged-Enemies-List-scandal./5/ THE DAILY CODSWALLOP sUNDAY 17TH  sEPTEMBER 2005 Liberal Laura In Commie Outburst Leftie First Lady Laura Bush shocked friends late Saturday night after a drunken evening led to a frenzied assault on her own husband's record.  Legless Laura turned on her teototalling president hubby after downing half a bottle of her own homegrown moonshine and tippling her way though several glasses of Champaigne. Bush is shit president. Leftie Laura rounded on her husband in full view of the assembled world media, insisting "You are a shit President and you are spoiling everything"  She then turned her guns on First Mom Babbs, yelling "You horrible old bitch.  You make Marie Antoinette look like Mother Theresa and I hate your guts!  No wonder you son is such a heartless shit for brains". Cheney is  Psycho But the inlaws were not the last to get  the hard word from outspoken Laura.  She stunned onlookers when she said of... Sun, 18 Sep 2005 12:08:53 +0200 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/noragchick/Liberal-Laura-S-COMMIE-OUTBURST/4/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/noragchick/Liberal-Laura-S-COMMIE-OUTBURST/4/ Please note: 3 articles per page. THE DAILY CODSWALLOP Wednesday September 14th 2005 JEBBY  IS OH SO ANGRY WITH BROTHER GEORGE "Now I'll never be president",  that was the stunning claim of the President's politician brother Jeb last night.  High-flying Jeb may be the brightest of the Bush siblings and he may have carved out his own political career as Governer of a southern state but it was his older brother, George that made it to the Whitehouse first. From an early age, Jeb was seen by family members as his father's natural successer.  Ambitous mum, Barbara Bush, was determined to groom Jeb for high office, even earning the affectionate  nickname JK (after JFK's father, Joseph Kennedy) . Her other two sons, George and Neil, were considered too reckless and feckless to amount to anything and were largely ignored.    Crestfallen Jeb felt crestfallen when, at the age of... Wed, 14 Sep 2005 18:49:33 +0200 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/noragchick/Jeb-Oh-So-Angry-With-George/3/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/noragchick/Jeb-Oh-So-Angry-With-George/3/   THE DAILY CODSWALLOP   Tuesday 13th September 2005   Bush Eyes Nuclear Option Stop or be nuked, that was the US Presidents' stark warning to Iran yesterday. President Bush has asked military experts for a feasibility report on Whitehouse plans to nuke Iran.  The two-term President is believed to be a great admirer of nuclear weapons and has been itching to drop a couple ever since he first shot to power in November 2001 after he lost by 500,000 votes. High praise for Truman  A resolute and determined president said this last night - "My greatest hero of all time is Harry Truman because he dropped an atom bomb or two ... and that killed some Japanese and deterred the Ruskies. President Truman hung tough back then and showed 'em who was boss,   I intend to hang tough now". That's how to honour Mr Truman's legacy".Thats how to keep America great. Iran is... Wed, 14 Sep 2005 00:09:55 +0200 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/noragchick/Tactical-nukes./2/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/noragchick/Tactical-nukes./2/ THE DAILY CODSWALLOP Monday 12th September 2005 Bush in shock "I am the Son of God" claims. President George Bush stunned close aides yesterday after he told  Whitehouse staff that he believed himself to be the Son of God.  The ultra religous prez made the shock revelation during an hour long briefing of his cabinet.  He told startled colleagues and press not to be so critical of his administrations and its apparent failures in dealing with the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.  Said the two-term Republican President, " lookit ( sic )  I am the Lord thy God and I move in mysterious ways".  Blair Back up Meanwhile in London, close friend and ally Tony Blair said he stood shoulder to shoulder with the President. "Look", Mr Blair insisted, "Georgey "B" is the Messiah so you'd better stop slagging him off about hurricanes and what-not or accursed will be your name. Who's Bod? In a later press... Sun, 11 Sep 2005 23:54:39 +0200 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/noragchick/THE-DALLY-CODSCALLP/1/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/noragchick/THE-DALLY-CODSCALLP/1/