The gospel according to George.
THE DAILY CODSWALLOP
A leaked excerpt from the tape recorded journals of George W. Bush.
Wednesday 28th December 2005
As we plummet towards 2006, here is the first in a series of excerpts from Dubya's personal diaries.
Gee, but I told those idiotics didn't I? I told those evil doing bozos last week. How dare they critisize me who is their leader and their better and God's annointed? You can't knock God that way. Jesus. Well I let 'em have it last week though. I ain't no whipped dog wimp like daddy was. I am the STRONG one, Goddammit and they'll see. Goddamn them but they will. They won't be in no rush to disagree with me for a few weeks unless they want another trip to the wood shed, eh? Move aside Coulter for I am the daddy, I am the man and next time..... next time.... I'll tell it straight. I'll tell it like it is. Like, I'll tell 'em this.... I'll say, you know about the Katrina thing? Well you were right all along. I could not give a good goddamn about New Orleans. It is a sinful Sodem & Gomorrah cess pit, and God told me to let it drown. It was a message from God. It was that wrathful smote thing that He'd got going there when He decided to drown that town and I'm not ever gonna' question the word of our Lord. What He says goes and me, being his man down here on Planet Earth, I ain't about to stop Him. I got His back and New Orleans can go nail its head to a barn door if it wants to, it ain't never coming back. The public has moved on and so have I. Goes to show that those little white lies of mine aren't really sinful at all. Quite the reverse, you bastards, quite the reverse. Its gonna be like that Aids in Africa thing. I told 'em I was gonna' spend big to help out there but I lied 'cos God smote those Aids suckers too and 'tain't no way I'm gonna' thwart the Lord . I just want the American people to take their eye off the ball just long enough to get bored and move on. Knew I would't have to wait too long for that neither. So New Orleans and the African Aids brigade best not be sending out no reminders about the "where's our money thing" 'cos they aint getting it.
Jesus, but I'm a genius ain't I, oh yessiree Bob I am, even if I say so myself. Move over Machieveli. Move over Karl Goddamn Rove. Idiotics, the pair of you, leastways compared to me you are. My but you've met your match. Goddamit, I'm a genius and no messing .... he-heeeeeeeeeeeeee.
