THE DALLY CODSCALLP
THE DAILY CODSWALLOP
Monday 12th September 2005
Bush in shock "I am the Son of God" claims.
President George Bush stunned close aides yesterday after he told Whitehouse staff that he believed himself to be the Son of God. The ultra religous prez made the shock revelation during an hour long briefing of his cabinet. He told startled colleagues and press not to be so critical of his administrations and its apparent failures in dealing with the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.
Said the two-term Republican President, "lookit (sic) I am the Lord thy God and I move in mysterious ways".
Blair Back up
Meanwhile in London, close friend and ally Tony Blair said he stood shoulder to shoulder with the President. "Look", Mr Blair insisted, "Georgey "B" is the Messiah so you'd better stop slagging him off about hurricanes and what-not or accursed will be your name.
Who's Bod?
In a later press briefing, Whitehouse spokesman Scott Liesalot, moved to play down claims of messiah-hood by telling press, "The President did not say he was God at all, he said he was Bod". However when pressed, Mr Liesalot refused to elaborate on what or who Bod was, preferring instead to call a halt to the press conference and storm out leaving the assembled media to scratch their heads in bewilderment whilst the world waits for the next Bush brieifng..
By Noragchick
