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sUNDAY 17TH  sEPTEMBER 2005

Liberal Laura In Commie Outburst

Leftie First Lady Laura Bush shocked friends late Saturday night after a drunken evening led to a frenzied assault on her own husband's record.  Legless Laura turned on her teototalling president hubby after downing half a bottle of her own homegrown moonshine and tippling her way though several glasses of Champaigne.

Bush is shit president.

Leftie Laura rounded on her husband in full view of the assembled world media, insisting "You are a shit President and you are spoiling everything"  She then turned her guns on First Mom Babbs, yelling "You horrible old bitch.  You make Marie Antoinette look like Mother Theresa and I hate your guts!  No wonder you son is such a heartless shit for brains".

Cheney is  Psycho

But the inlaws were not the last to get  the hard word from outspoken Laura.  She stunned onlookers when she said of her husband's hard-hitting second in command, Dick Cheney "Dick is a fully signed up criminal psycopath and I don't care if he has another heart attack.

Close aides to the President dubbed the hard drinking Laura "tired and emotional".  but denied last week's rumours that the militant first lady intended to "spill the beans " on her husband and his government before the month is out. 

Mrs Bush was unavailable for comment this morning and is not expected to speak about the matter again.

By noragchick.