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Apr 13, 2007 at 02:13 o\clock

NY to Paris Google Map instruction 23 googly humour ??

3,800 mi (about 29 days 7 hours)
   
1.
Head southwest on Broadway toward Warren St 0.2 mi
1 min
2.
Turn left at Park Row 0.1 mi
1 min
3.
Slight right at Frankfort St 0.3 mi
1 min
4.
Turn left at Pearl St 56 ft
5.
Turn right onto the F.D.R. Dr N ramp 0.4 mi
1 min
6.
Merge onto FDR Dr N 7.7 mi
12 mins
7.
Take exit 17 on the left for Triboro Bridge/Grand Central Pkwy toward I-278/Bruckner Expy 0.4 mi
2 mins
8.
Merge onto Triborough Bridge
Partial toll road
0.4 mi
1 min
9.
Merge onto I-278 E via the ramp to I-87 N/Bronx/Upstate N Y/New England 0.6 mi
1 min
10.
Take exit 47 to merge onto Bruckner Expy/I-278 E toward New Haven 1.9 mi
2 mins
11.
Take the I-278 E exit toward New Haven 0.3 mi
12.
Merge onto Bruckner Expy 5.0 mi
6 mins
13.
Continue on I-95 N
Partial toll road
Entering Connecticut
62.1 mi
1 hour 12 mins
 
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14.
Take exit 48 on the left to merge onto I-91 N toward Hartford 36.8 mi
37 mins
 
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15.
Take exit 29 for US-5 N/CT-15 toward I-84/E Hartford/Boston 0.4 mi
16.
Merge onto CT-15 N 1.7 mi
2 mins
17.
Merge onto I-84 E
Partial toll road
Entering Massachusetts
40.7 mi
38 mins
 
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18.
Take the exit onto I-90 E/Mass Pike/Massachusetts Turnpike toward N.H.-Maine/Boston
Partial toll road
56.0 mi
56 mins
 
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19.
Take exit 24 A-B-C on the left toward I-93 N/Concord NH/S Station/I-93 S/Quincy 0.4 mi
1 min
20.
Merge onto Atlantic Ave 0.8 mi
3 mins
21.
Turn right at Central St 0.1 mi
22.
Turn right at Long Wharf 0.1 mi
23.
Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi
29 days 0 hours
 
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24.
Slight right at E05 0.5 mi
2 mins
25.
At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto E05/Pont Vauban 0.1 mi
26.
Turn right at E05
Partial toll road
17.3 mi

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