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Jun 22, 2008 at 05:50 o\clock

Carrot Story Bobby Furby

we are all good hereSplash oh how must i swim in this hot and seasoned soup the dumpling was no help it just span around and around as i bobbed up and gasped for some air i may only be a carrot but oh i wish the broccoli would save me but he is laughing at me, oh i wished i hadn't ripped the piss out of him for that shocking mop on his head.
Now i may join the pork bones at the bottom of the pot, how the shame on my family would be found at the bottom of the pot with the pork bones and pieces of celery.
I used to have a much better life in the outdoors fresh air plenty of mates to chill with and tell tale stories about escaping from giant rabbits even just chatting to the garden gnome about the caterpillar problem with the lettuce this summer those were the memories i was hanging onto in this spot the big hand had put me in.
The big hand had looked after me right though all the seasons and now the big hand had pulled me from my comfort zone and plunged me into a rather nasty and salty tasting conundrum.
You may ask yourself how will the carrot get out of this sloppy soup he has ended up in well you will have to tune your ears to the ground with the worms for the next update of carrot in your soup...........

's a story i wrote called a carrot in your soup.

Comments for this entry:

  1. quoteLynella wrote at Jul 16, 2008 at 05:47 o\clock:I have been trying to get to the root of this story
    but its left me in the dark with the pork bones
    I think you must have had too many herbs in the soup
  2. quoteCath wrote at Nov 14, 2008 at 13:57 o\clock:You're a wee freak.
  3. quoteverrucca wrote at Nov 14, 2008 at 14:06 o\clock:why is that monkey in my room?
    why does it screech so loud?
    am i a bride or am i a goom
    oh why is it in my room?

    ... cheeky monkey.
  4. quoteWeed the guy. wrote at Nov 14, 2008 at 14:11 o\clock:This guy is covered in weeds,
    he smells like strawberry beads,
    we went for a shower,
    and after an hour,
    he ended up swimming in Leeds!

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