Aug 12, 2006 at 22:34 o\clock
Aug 12, 2006 at 03:18 o\clock
Aug 11, 2006 at 09:07 o\clock
True news paper story
Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for NorthWest Gas said "We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr. Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house." (The Daily Telegraph)
Letter to North West Gas from A Mr Arthur Purdey in response to the above response
Dear Sir
I feel that as the gas was leaking for some time before the explosion that as I was not using the gas in the normal manner it was intended to be used by the consumer
I know that entering my cellar with a candle to see if I could see where the gas smell was coming from was rather fool hardy on my part but I beg you please reconsider your view on this matter . A Purdey c/o Bradford Burns Unit
Aug 11, 2006 at 08:32 o\clock
AN Apple Poem by Philip Larkin
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AS BAD AS A MILE
Watching the shied core
Striking the basket, skidding across the floor,
Shows less and less of luck, and more and more
Of failure spreading back up the arm
Earlier and earlier, the unraised hand calm,
The apple unbitten in the palm.
Aug 7, 2006 at 00:41 o\clock
Free Fall forever
Free fall forever
(True Tales on my Apple Picking Time early 2006 Moteweka NZ)
They said the time of death was 2,540 feet above sea level
71 years old he never told the Parachute Club about his heart
They saw him swinging gently from side to side
Head learning to one-side hands hanging at rest
Steer left steer left commands frantic falling on dead ears
Gravity pulls faster and faster now know one wants to look
He hit the apple packing shed roof on target through the rusted tin
Fell on to the huge grading table a chorus of screams and then disbelieve
If he had been an apple his inspection card would have read
Bruised, Over ripe Bad color
Only fit for juicing
Or the local market
@ Neil Furby
Aug 6, 2006 at 06:35 o\clock
Aug 6, 2006 at 02:20 o\clock
Splish splash
The splish splash of the sculpture in the mall
Buckets turn and water falls again and again
The sun nudges the day alive
Somewhere in the back of the lot
Something stirs
A clothed shape moves from the earth
A face shows itself to the light and a groan sounds out
Then another bundle of something moves and grunts in this other chorus
Together a slow ballet begins that moves to the home called bench
The scattered garden around this home are flowers called vodka beer and sherry
And petals of filter brown and leaf green pepper the ground
Time for breakfast a twist of top or a hiss of air
A crackle pop of liquid their toast a mates bottle clink
And so to work it’s hard to keep up the high
Dawn till fall over time drink drink drink
We are your warning a street sign called beware
All donations welcomed, mother don’t cry
@Neil Furby
Aug 4, 2006 at 11:54 o\clock
Mars and earth The real close encounter

Here are the facts: Earth and Mars are converging for a close encounter this year on October 30th at 0319 Universal Time. Distance: 69 million kilometers. To the unaided eye, Mars will look like a bright red star, a pinprick of light, certainly not as wide as the full Moon.
Disappointed? Don't be. If Mars did come close enough to rival the Moon, its gravity would alter Earth's orbit and raise terrible tides.
Aug 4, 2006 at 01:34 o\clock
The Window
I climb out the window across the street
The wall’s revenge,
The yellowish mouth
Of someone else’s stained window ledge.
Shadows hang down
Glancing haughtily around.
Yesterday, at twelve thirty
My veins were sliced by the moon.
I wasn’t the first,
I don’t ask for glory or bread
As I glance calmly at the heavens,
Remaining like a simple marcher in a parade.
But all the same, where were you
When I was carried
In someone’s arms
Right past your garden?
From the book “A Voice”
@ Angelina Polonskaya
Aug 3, 2006 at 10:14 o\clock
Aug 2, 2006 at 01:49 o\clock
Monkey What does he think of it all !!

An Infinite Number of Monkeys Ronald Koertge *
After all the Shakespeare, the book
of poems they type is the saddest
in history.
But before they can finish it,
they have to wait for that Someone
who is always
looking to look away. Only then
can they strike the million
keys that spell
humiliation and grief, which are
the great subjects of Monkey
Literature
and not, as some people still
believe, the banana
and the tire.
Aug 1, 2006 at 01:11 o\clock
Poets we have been found out
AUTOPSYCHOGRAPHY
The poet is a faker
Who’s so good at his act
He even fakes the pain
Of pain he feels in fact.
And those who read his words
Will feel in his writing
Neither of the pains he has
But just the one they’re missing.
And so around its track
This thing called the heart winds,
A little clockwork train
To entertain our minds.
FERNANDO PESSOA
Translated by Richard Zenith
The poet is a faker
Who’s so good at his act
He even fakes the pain
Of pain he feels in fact.
And those who read his words
Will feel in his writing
Neither of the pains he has
But just the one they’re missing.
And so around its track
This thing called the heart winds,
A little clockwork train
To entertain our minds.
FERNANDO PESSOA
Translated by Richard Zenith




