More Blog things, things...........
ARE YOU A GOOD COOK:
You Are an Excellent Cook
You're a top cook, but you weren't born that way. It's taken a lot of practice, a lot of experimenting, and a lot of learning.
It's likely that you have what it takes to be a top chef, should you have the desire...
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Albino Kitty
SIMPSON'S PERSONALITY: DOH....HAA HAA
You Are Homer Simpson
You're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe...
With a special fondness for pork rinds and donuts.
You will be remembered for: your little "isms" and philosophies on life
Your life philosophy: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."
WHAT TIME OF DAY ARE YOU:
You Are Sunrise
You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary.
You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward.
Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You're often cooking for friends or buying them gifts.
All in all, you know how to love life for what it is - not for how it should be.
WHAT 2007 CAR SHOULD YOU DRIVE:
You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra
You have an extreme need for speed, even when you're not in a hurry.
And while your flying by, you don't want to look like every other car on the road!
WHAT ARTIST SHOULD PAINT YOUR PORTRAIT:
Who Should Paint You: Pablo Picasso
Your an expressive soul who shows many emotions, with many subtleties
Only a master painter could represent your glorious contradictions
WHAT'S YOUR BEER PERSONALITY:
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you!
WHAT TAROT CARD ARE YOU:
You Are The Hermit
You posses a great deal of wisdom and the ability to see people for who they are.
You are always looking ahead at the future, developing visions.
A loner, you tend to travel by yourself through life, seeking your own truth.
You don't crave material things or fancy titles. You have no baggage.
Your fortune:
It's possible that there is a unknown guiding figure in your life, ready to help you.
All you have to do is find this person and seek their advice.
It's also possible that you need to start seeking the meaning of your own life.
Either way, there's some deep thinking you need to undertake, and it needs to be done soon.
HOW IS YOUR INNER CHILD:
Your Inner Child Is Sad
You're a very sensitive soul.
You haven't grown that thick skin that most adults have.
Easily hurt, you tend to retreat to your comfort zone.
You don't let many people in - unless you've trusted them for a long time.
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE PATH NUMBER:
Your Life Path Number is 11
Your purpose in life is to inspire others
Your amazing energy draws people to you, and you give them great insight in return.
You hold a great amount of power over others, without even trying.
You have the makings of an inventor, artist, religious leader, or prophet.
In love, you are sensitive and passionate. You connect with your partner on a very deep level.
You have great abilities, but you are often way too critical of yourself.
You don't fit in - and instead of celebrating your differences, you dwell on them.
You have high expectations of yourself. But sometimes you set them too high and don't achieve anything. (SCARY HOW TRUE THIS IS!!!!!!!)
WHAT AMERICAN CITY ARE YOU:
You Are Austin
A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll.
You're totally weird and very proud of it.
Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way.
Famous Austin residents: Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, Andy Roddick
WHAT TEMPERAMENT ARE YOU:
You Have a Melancholic Temperament
Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything.
You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life.
You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you.
Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace.
You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life.
Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times.
At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you.
You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others.
You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult.
WHAT WILL YOUR FAMOUS LAST WORDS BE:
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"What we know is not much. What we don't know is enormous."
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Professor Ray
Your Superpower is Spiritual
Your Weakness is Puppets
Your Weapon is Your Celestial Analyzer
Your Mode of Transportation is Helicopter
HOW ABNORMAL ARE YOU:
You Are 60% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. (Yes, I Always knew I was special...Muaahhh haa haa haa haa) It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection. (Hmmm....what was it I was saying in my earlier entry about my haircut, I am a sexy bitch!!! )
You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
WHAT BRADY ARE YOU:
You Are Bobby Brainy
Ultra competitive, you will do almost anything to win. From pull ups to pool sharking, you're very talented.
And while everyone is aware of your victories, they still (affectionately) consider you to be a little brat!
Your Hillbilly Name Is...
Lil' Dolly Carter
Your Japanese Name Is...
Uma Ichijo
SHOULD YOU QUIT YOUR JOB:
Your Job Dissatisfaction Level is 49%
Well, you don't have the worst job in the world, but it's not great.
And don't worry, you're not the problem - your company is.
Start looking around for another job, even if you're not totally fed up.
Because in time, you're going to be dying to quit!
Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:
Andressa Ambrosio
Your Irish Name Is...
Zaira Maguire
Your Theme Song is Born to Be Wild by Steppenwolf
"I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under"
A total independent spirit, you can't be held down or fenced in.
You crave the feeling of wind on your face... and totally freedom.
