Angel's Mindless Chatter

I got the following jokes in an email today...if you are offended by gay/lesbian jokes DO NOT READ this entry...DO NOT leave me rude comments because of these....I posted them for fun, and in no way mean to offend anyone...I know many lesbians, hell I am bisexual, and my intentions are all in good fun.  If you are gonna be offended DO NOT READ THIS....thanks, enjoy!

 

 

 

1. What do you call a  cupboard full of lesbians?
A lickercabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?

MilitiaEtheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
FurTraders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls

10. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12.What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.