Angel's Mindless Chatter

Mood: Great!

Okay, I know this will get old really quick but I just had to make a few more comments about the Frozen Orange Juice and Whores Lady.....

To me she sounds like the whore, but I am not judging, I am just stating the "facts".   This is real life experience here.  One thing about growing up in Nevada is that you meet all kinds of people, with legalized prostitution and legalized gambling you meet people from all walks of life.

Here's my story:  I worked in a restauraunt when I was around 17 with a real life whore, well, she used to be a prostitute/whore until she got married at which time the 3 things her Madam taught her (and the rest of the girls) came into play.  What the Madam of the house teaches to all her girls/prostitutes are how to get and keep a man.  There are 3 things to know on how to keep a man happy and from straying.  They are:

1. Learn to cook and always have dinner ready for your husband/man when he gets home from work, and breakfast on the table before he goes to work.

2.  Keep a clean house for your husband/man to come home to.

3. (This is the most important)  Be a Lady in public but a whore in the bedroom.

This is straight from the women actually in the Prostitution line of work.  The real "whores" if you wish.  And no where in there is there mention of using frozen orange juice, just being a good cook, I guess whores don't care what their men drink....haa haa....

Okay, to me this is good advice for women who want to believe that a man is superior and should be treated as such (which is basically how prostitution works anyways), and well frankly that is exactly what Miss AnnieAngel (or whoever wrote that blog) believes.

I am sorry, but I grew up Catholic and did all the CCD and 1st Holy Communion and Confirmation goodies, and never once did I learn that woman was meant to be beneath or behind man.  God created Eve from Adam's rib so as to be always beside him (to me that means she is his equal).  Not from his foot to be below him, not his back to be behind him, not his head to be above him and not his front to be in front of him,  but his rib, his side so that Eve will be beside him.  No Christian should believe a word she says because it is obvious she is in some sort of cult or living in her Cathouse somewhere.

Okay, that's it. Other than that, man life isn't super exciting.  I will probably write more this weekend (as I have home computer and internet finally). 

I can't believe that lady called me a whore.  It wouldn't be so bad if I actually knew her, but she doesn't know me and I really like the taste of frozen Orange Juice and any other kind of frozen juice...oh and get this I use FROZEN veggies too!!!!!!!!  OMG I am such a sinning whore! 

Mood: Tired but good
Listening to: Co-workers typing

Well here is my sweetie pie...not the best picture since I took it with my phone, but until I get home and get signed up at photobucket, (thanks Miss Teri!!!!! You ROCK!!) this will have to do.  I took this picture last night when I couldn't get my other pictures to download here.  This is Mini Angel...I am finding out exactly how old she is, I was guessing around 6 months, she may be younger than that.  I made an appt. with the vet to get her booster shot and rabies shot.  Also she will be getting her first bath tomorrow (at least from me).  We'll see how she handles that, she always wants to get in the shower with me, so we'll see if she really means it or not! Haa haa haa...So she is getting better at the going to the bathroom outside, but that could just be that I am getting better at reading her! Haa haa.....she will pee outside almost all the time, it's the pooping still that she wants to do in the house.  I figured out though once she pees, if I let her run around a bit, around 10 minutes, or just pay attention to her for that long...once she starts running like a wild child and suddenly starts sniffing, she's not looking for food, she's lookin for a place to go.  If I can get this down, we should be good to go.  She is really good though for a puppy I must admit.  She is starting to listen, and she loves to sit on me while I am on the computer and help me type...haa haa

Other than that, not too much is going on, my boyfriend is STILL up in Idaho, but is on his way home today.  He bought a pick-em-up truck and is very happy, so that is good, I will have a happy but tired boy when he gets home, not a grumpy and tired one.  He also bought me wine....yeah....yummy!  Oh...just thought of something else about Angel...my mom ordered her a little bed...it's from Collections etc... the leopard print one with SPOILED written on the top...it should be here any day now....I can't wait...she'll love it I am sure, she's always on the futon in the computer room sleeping while I play games on Pogo...I am sooooo bad.  I spent some time playing with Myspace.com and then I went and played games on Pogo til 10pm...past my bedtime.  I was so tired, almost falling asleep playing...haa haa!  Neither Angel or I slept very good last night, she was up around 2:30 having to pee, but I was tossing and turning most of the night anyway.  It was gorgeous outside at 2:30am, by 5:00am it was colder and there was dew on the ground...brrrrr.

Well I better do that thing called work.  Chat at ya'll later!  Much hugs and much love to all my girls out there!

WTF...I am having difficulty placing a pic of my baby on here.....

it says the file is too large, okay, the pic is 557KB and I have 829KB of space, tell me what I am doing wrong?

5 THINGS YOU ARE WEARING:

1. Dark blue jeans
2. Blue ¾ length sleeved button down on top of my tank top
3. Strapless bra as I can’t wear a real one yet due to the new tattoo
4.  Black tank top with a silver jeweled butterfly on it
5.  Chopstick thingies in my hair

5 THINGS YOU CAN SEE:

1. My Giant Diet Pepsi to get my caffeine this morning
2. Pictures of family and friends
3. Calandars with work crap on them
4. My work phone
5. Maps and dilbert comics around my cubey

5 THINGS YOU WANT:

1. My debt to be gone
2. To suddenly inherit lots of money to pay off debt for me, my boyfriend, my parents and my siblings (at least!)
3. To be home with my puppy rather than at work
4. All my friends and family to be happy
5.To get rid of all the hate in the world

5 THINGS YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW:

1. Writing my answers to this survey
2. Listening to my co-worker on the phone
3. Planning my list of To Do’s today for work and home
4. Slapping (not itching) my tattoo as it is totally bugging me, it’s healing and it itches soooooooooo bad,  and I can’t scratch it…grrrrrr
5. And drinking my diet pepsi

5 REALLY STUPID THINGS YOU HAVE DONE:

1. Shoplifted.
2. Drove a lot when I was drunk….dumb ass
3. Had sex with more people than I should have
4. Skipped school several times, but got caught
5. Started smoking AGAIN, when I was doing so good and was starting to be healthier

5 THINGS YOU ATE IN THE LAST 24 HOURS:

1. A ham and cheese muffin thingy from the gas station for breakfast
2. A bowl of macaroni salad
3. Left over fajita meat and tortillas
4. Tostadas with lime and salt
5. And my diet pepsi for breakfast too

5 THINGS YOU DID SO FAR TODAY:

1. Got up
2. Took Angel out to go pee
3.  Took a shower while Angel was locked outside for pooping in the house AGAIN
4. Read blogs
5. Wrote an apology entry in my blog

5 THINGS YOU CAN HEAR RIGHT NOW:

1. My co-worker talking on the phone
2. My typing
3. My co-workers’ typing
4. The printer printing

5. Birds chirping and traffic outside

5 COLORS YOU CAN SEE:

1. Black
2. Blue
3. Red
4. Orange
5. Silver

5 THOUGHTS IN YOUR HEAD:

1. I wanna go back to bed
2. I hope Jackie is okay
3.  I hope my boyfriend is okay
4.  I miss my baby already
5.  Why do some birds make the same chirp over and over again with no variations at all?

5 PEOPLE YOU WOULD LOVE TO MEET RIGHT NOW:

1. Miss Teri
2. Miss Jackie
3. Miss Shelly
4. My grandpa
5. My boyfriend’s dad

Mood: Tired still.....
Listening to: My typing and my co-workers typing

Shit, I forgot to post pictures of Angel on here.....I said I would 2 times ago and then I forgot again.  I was playing with Myspace and trying to figure it out and then before I knew it, it was time for bed.  OMG...I am sooooooo sorry ya'll.  I WILL do it tonight. 

Besides that my boyfriend is still in Idaho with our neighbor.  I guess they went shopping yesterday and he ate frog legs for the first time too.  I knew that they wouldn't just come back home after going there, so guess what...yep I was right, they stayed the night (good) and will most likely be back today as long as the vehicles and horse trailer they are pulling cooperate.  He did stop at St. Chappelle's Winery and got me 5 bottles of wine.....yeah!  I am excited.  I miss him but I have Angel to keep me plenty busy!  Ha haa haa.  So anyways, that is pretty much my news, I don't have a lot to write about as nothing too interesting is going on.  I am gonna go now and work on Miss Teri's survey and will post that in my next entry.

Take care all ya'll and I hope all gets better Miss Jackie.  Much love!

Mood: FAN-TAB-U-LOUS.....YEP, I AM
Listening to: Nothing yet, it's too early and no one is here yet!

Actually not really a slacker, since I was really busy getting other things done, but I didn't get a chance to get online and write a more thorough entry and add some pictures. 

Anyways, so to elaborate a bit on what's going on with me.  I AM A MOMMY!!!! How exciting.  I have a baby girl chihuahua named Angel.  She is about (just a guess, will find out the truth today) 6 months old and weighs probably 2 lbs. soaking wet.  She has reddish-brown hair and brown eyes.  She's adorable.  Very hyper and tough...the reason I ended up taking her in is that my boyfriend's best friend's girlfriend's mom gave the girlfriend 2 and Angel beat her brother up so the girlfriend couldn't keep both, so hence I heard about her and we took her in.  Plus, I am glad I got the tough girl not the wussy boy who let his sister beat him up..haa ha haa She isn't housebroken, but she isn't too bad, just the whole poop thing we gotta work on.  She's pretty good about peeing outside, but for some reason she likes to poop in the house, especially in the small hallway or our bedroom.  Yeah, little brat.  But she will learn.  Anyways, I didn't realize being a mom was so much work! haa haa haa.

So she is great, and I like her a lot, I can't wait for ya'll to meet/see her.  I downloaded the digital camera software onto my computer last night and cleaned the pics off the camera too, so I PROMISE I will post pictures of her and my new tattoo tonight.  I didn't have enough time yesterday. 

Got off work, went home, took out Angel, took her to work to show her off to all the girls there (the guys just called her a big rat...big meanie heads anyways, well one guy liked her and petted her and was nice, but the rest were big dumb boys).  Angel loved all the attention.  Then we went home and I got the whole digital camera and software downloaded, so my boyfriend could take it with him today to Idaho. He's going up there with our neighbor, they will be gone today and be back tomorrow probably, so that means I will have the night to myself, so I can play on the internet all I want!  Muahhh haa haaa haa haa....anyways, where was I, oh yeah, so after the whole digital camera stuff, I played with the photo editing program a bit and got rid of the red eye and green eye (pets) on the pics, that was cool, played around with Angel, then did dishes, vaccuumed the floor (which scared the crap outta Angel, at least not literally,  but she hid under the kitchen table, Poor baby!)  Then I had to make dinner, fajitas and flour tortillas, we made like fajita tacos, they were yummy...And poor Angel wanted some but she can't have human food ya know...My boyfriend was funny though he goes "you know why she wants this food don't ya"  I said "Because it's human food and she can't have it".  He goes "Nope, it's cuz she's a beaner dog" (sorry if anyone is offended by that, I am 1/2 mexican and it doesn't bother me, it shouldn't bother you).  But man, that cracked me up....I was dyin...she totally is though, our South of the Border baby! Haa haa haa...That's awesome!

Well other than that, nothing much, that's enough though! Haa haa.  I got a new tattoo, it is so cool.  I went to this guy I used to go to highschool with and went to see if he could help finish the other one, he looked at it and didn't like it, said "I can cover it up for you, I can draw something up and we can talk about it and see if you like it, other than that, there isn't a whole lot of hope for the tat but to add/change/cover pieces up.  Well he drew up this kick ass looking Angel in the clouds, more like what I wanted, but way bigger than I wanted.  I thought about it, and realized I have already started thinking about a whole back tattoo scene, why not.  So I went for it, 2 1/2 hours and $200 later, I was done with a new tatt to cover the other one, it's big, but I actually LOVE it, did I say I LOVE it.  Yeah, I think it is ssoooooooooooooooooooo much better than the other one, and I actually like how big it is, it looks so cool I think.  He is a great artist and the shading came out freakin awesome.  Man though, it hurt so bad in some areas...like around the spine and towards the top of my shoulder in that area, OUCH...I wanted to scream, but I didn't cry and just kept on going like a trooper and toughed it out.  We didn't stop once, just start to finish.  But this one was more painful for sure.  Now it is already starting to scab up and heal, and it itches so bad.  I think that part is worse than the tattooing pain because you can't really scratch and slapping doesn't relieve the itch all that well (as anyone who has a tatt should know).  Anyways, so I will let you go now.  Tell you about my crazy karaoke singing on Saturday night, later tonight with pics of my tatt and my BABY!!!!!!!! 

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY AND STAY OUTTA TROUBLE, AT LEAST UNTIL I GET THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mood: Ecstatic, if only I didn't have to work. Can't wait to get home to my puppy!

Muaahhh haa haa...you girls are so funny.  But no she's not blonde, and she claims to be able to read.  Anyways,  as I said some people are too STUPID!  Anyway so I had a great weekend, lots happening.  Lots of goings on.  I don't have a bunch of time to write, but I will try to summarize quickly for you the events and will elaborate more later!

• Friday after work I got the internet at home set up! WOOO HOOOOO!!!
• Friday night my boyfriend and I became parents, we picked up a baby girl Chihuahua named Angel (coincidence? Haa haa) (will show pics soon)
• Saturday, went to Wal-Mart to do some shopping, got doggy stuff, some pants, panties and new bras for me! YEAH!
• Saturday, cont...went to visit my mom and brother, they got to meet Mini Angel
• Saturday, cont...went to lunch with mom and best friend
• Saturday, cont...went to the tattoo artist to discuss fixing my tattoo and ended up getting it covered and got a BAD ASS looking one (will show pics soon)
• Later that night my best friend and I went out on the town, sang karaoke, got drunk, met a bald chick, stayed out til 5am...OMG I am WAYY TTOOOOO old for that! haa haa
• Sunday, slept a few hours til Angel whined then got up and went to take my best friend home, spent time at mom's again then came home, it was pouring down rain I hydroplaned most of the way home it was that bad on the highway, got home and cleaned house, ate dinner, watched Narnia AGAIN, played with Angel, went to bed
• Monday, here I am at work, Angel's first test at being home alone while I work.  She's not house broke yet so I had to leave her in her pet carrier thingy.

Welp, there you have the lump sum of the weekend.  Will chat at ya'll later, at home when I have more time, and will post pictures! YEAH!!

OMG so I just had to write again to say that some people I work with are WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy tooooooo dumb and offended wayyyy tooooo easy. 

This chick got offended (no not cuz I called her a chick...haa haa) because of an email.  A 2 sentence email announcing a meeting.  She got offended because as she put it "It makes it sound like the person (meeting setter upper chick) is telling me YOU WILL GO and that hurts and offends me, I'm not going to go to something if I am told I WILL GO..." blah blah blah blah blah. 

She went on and on about this for 15-20 minutes to her counterpart and her boss.  I unfortunately sit 2 cubicles down so I had to listen to her bitch on and on and on.  How professional is that! Ha haa haa...

Okay so this is what the email said...tell me, do you find/take offense and translate it as meaning YOU WILL GO, I sure didn't and I still don't.  I don't even see how you can be so immature and take such offense to that.

These are jokes I got in my email today, they will probably offend just about everyone, if someone is left out I'm sorry, they aren't my making!!!!!!!  Muaahhh haaa haa...if your offended by these, I'm sorry but you need to really lighten up!!!!   The rest of ya'll enjoy!

What  do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

What is the  difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag

Why is divorce so  expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you see  when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts

Why is air a lot  like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting  any.

What do you call a  smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and  wife?
10 years and 45 lbs

What's the  difference between a boyfriend and  husband?
45 minutes

What's the fastest  way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp  knife.

Why do men want to  marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard  for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and  good-looking?
Because those men already have  boyfriends.

What's the  difference between a new husband and a new  dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see  you

What makes men  chase women they have no intention of  marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no  intention of Catching.

What's the  difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the  outside.

What did the blonde  say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why does Mike Tyson  cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson  want to move to West  Virginia?  
Everyone has the same DNA.

Where does an Irish family go on  vacation? A different bar.

Did you hear about  the Chinese couple that had a retarded  baby?
They named him "Sum Ting  Wong".

What would you call  it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the  other?
A speech impediment.

What does it mean  when the flag at the Post Office is flying at  half-mast?
They're hiring.  

What's  the difference between a southern zoo and a northern  zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the  front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

How do you get a  sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F  word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell  *BINGO*!

What's the  difference between a northern fairytale and a southern  fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a  time.." -A  southernfairytale begins  "Y'all ain'tgonnabelievethisshit.... 

Why  is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good  rides

Mood: Pretty darn good!!!!!!!!!!!
Listening to: My coworker rustling papers, and my typing and brain singing "And I would do anything for love, oh no, but I won't do that...I would do anything for love, anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that..." Thanks Miss Teri....haa haa ahaa!

Haa haa I was just remembering when I would watch the TGIF on tv...it had like Full House and stuff on...haa haa.  Anyways, we don't even have TV right now so I guess I am SOL...so last night we watched The Chronicles of Narnia....man it was good, but I wanted more, especially since we had read several of the books, I wanted to see more, but I liked it.  I think they did a good job with it and all the creatures were so cool!  I wanna ride a unicorn too! 

So anyways, we BBQed again last night, some really yummy spare ribs and we had a "boyscout" pack (potatoes, beans and corn).  It was so yummy.  Well my boyfriend had to go back to work today, so that means I will be home by myself until 8pm after work, it will be nice to get some alone time, but this weekend it will suck as I'll be home all day without TV even.  .

I will probably go to visit my parents and do some shopping at Walmart.  I need some new pants and capris as well as underwear and bras.  Maybe I will get a haircut and see about getting my tattoo finished and get my next one.  We shall see! 

Hopefully the weather is good.  It was clear and sunny and 47 degrees F this morning when I came to work, now it is becoming cloudy and grey .  Grrr...I wore a skirt and sandals today too thinking it would be nice as it was like 70 degrees F yesterday.  I will be pissed if it rains again...GRRRR...at least though I may get some housework and some packing done if it does get all crappy cuz I won't want to be outside.  Anyways,  gotta get my butt back to work.  Have a great day and wonderful weekend if I don't chat at ya before then!!!

PEACE, LOVE, AND CHICKEN GREASE!

Mood: I'm a-ok
Listening to: Billy Idol's Greatest Hits - current song is "Hot in the City" Haa haa haa..I am so stuck in the 80's and 90's and beyond....LOL

Okay, so I am going to give ya'll a little update on what's going on.  I spent all the free time I had yesterday doing quizzes (if you didn't notice) Haa haa ha....they were fun and YES I really am freaked out by clowns...they are just Creepy, and I'm sure Reading Stephen King's IT and watching the movie as well as Killer Clowns from Outer Space as a young'un didn't help.  But they are so freaky, especially in real life, maybe it's the makeup stuff...I don't know, but yeah, so there you go. 

Anywho, I've been busy at work all morning and yesterday was spent playing catch up since I was out Monday and Tuesday.  My Easter was great,  spent time with the fam...that was very nice.  Ate lots of good food and drank some really good wine with my mom.  It's the kind we got from St. Chappelle's Winery up in Idaho.  The Soft Red, mmmm....it is sweet and not too heavy, very yummy.  Anyways, so the weather sucked up until Tuesday afternoon, and we've barbequed dinner the past few nights...yumm!  It is now like 68 degrees Fahreinheit outside and I am stuck indoors staring out the window wishing I was there.  Haa haa haa...oh well, maybe spring has finally sprung and the rain has gone away for a bit.  The river is flooding all the land around it like crazy, Keep in mind I live in Nevada, the desert state and yeah, there is so much water around right now and all the snow hasn't melted from the mountains yet....I may be floating to work in the boat we just got...haa haa haa...it's one of them inflatable ones with oars and all.  That'd be great!

Welp, other than work, that's about all that is going on.  I had a crazy dream last night though...I think it's all Shelly's fault for going on vacation or something...haa haa haa...just kiddin.  Anyways in my dream my boyfriend and I had to go to Hawaii (bummer eh?) to find his mom.  His mom was like a prostitute or something in my dream and she just up and left one day without telling anyone.  Anyways, so we are selling stuff to get money to go...I tell my boyfriend while we are there let's get married.  (Our plan is to elope in Hawaii when we are ready for that stage, probably in a year or so, if all goes well) So he keeps skirting around it, I say, "we are gonna be there now, why wait, it's just a piece of paper anyways, it's like we are married as it is, let's just DO ITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!" So he agrees.  We get to Hawaii and his mom has run off with an ex-boyfriend of mine (who is my parent's age, so it's not that scary to imagine something like that, he's 45 now, though we dated when he was 42 and I was 22).  But then somehow we lose his mom and we get captured by some government and they are pissed.  I know where his mom is, but the ex won't ask where she is of me, he asks everyone else,  i finally tell him and he's still being an ass to me.  Well we all get arrested, but escape and I end up saving the day...haa haa haa..I find the mom, Josh and I elope as does his mom and the ex-Mark and we all end up staying on Hawaii, but on a different island from where we got arrested...WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Yep, that's my excitement! Haa haa haa...I better get back to work as I only have 1 hour left to sit here dreaming of being outside, though I feel I am getting sick again...grrrrrr.  HOpe all is well out in blog land! 

Unconscious Mutterings
I say ... and you think ...

1. Ambition:: Aspiration
2. Meatloaf:: Yummy
3. Celebrity:: Drama
4. Coach:: Team
5. Slacker:: Procrastinator
6. Reflection:: Mirror
7. Original:: Unique
8. Risk:: Tempting
9. Saved:: Born-again
10. June:: Bugs

1.Do you own any box sets of your favorite shows? Nope.
2. Are you penpals with other people? I guess so.
3. Do you still send out real, paper cards in the mail? Yes.
4. Have you ever bought or sold anything on Ebay? Nope, Not yet anyways!
5. How many of your blog buddies' birthdays do you know? A few.
6. When is your birthday (need not include year)? April 6

1.Do you use a bag/sachel/wallet/purse? Yes
2. Do you use the same bag/sachel/wallet/purse everyday or change depending on your outfit? Pretty much the same one until I get tired of it, accumulate too much crap, or buy a new one that suits me at the time better.
3. What do you carry in your bag/sachel/wallet/purse? Wallet, checkbook, lotion, pens, pencil, coupons, stamps, matches, cellphone, pocket calendar, chap stick, lipstick, makeup, hands free cell phone thing, business cards, money if I have any, birth control pills, pad and tampon (just in case), calculator, hair ties, barrettes, and a granola bar in case I get hungry I guess.
4. Do you check and change the contents of your bag/sachel/wallet/purse before you go anywhere specific or do you take everything everywhere? I usually take it all, most likely I end up adding things rather than removing them.
5. How often do you have a good clean out of your bag/sachel/wallet/purse? When I decide to change purses or it is too full and I just can’t find anything or zip it closed anymore.

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1. Your full name: Angelica Danielle  
2. Your Nickname (If you have one): Where to begin: Angel, Hell, Hellica, Ang, Baby, Bitch, Mog-y, Hey You…
3. Your Date Of Birth: April 6^th at 4:20am 
4. Your Zodiac Sign: Aries the Ram baby!
5. Your weight: Well let’s put it this way: If round is a shape, I’m in Shape! In other words too much for you to know about, though my license still says 145 lbs….so yeah we’ll go with that! Muah ha haa haaa haaa
6. Your height: 5'6½” Gotta add that ½ inch ya know!   
7. Your eye colour: Hazel 
8. Your natural hair colour: Blackish……
9. Your dyed colour (If you do): Actually my hair isn’t dyed at the moment, hasn’t been for about 2 ½ - 3 years, it’s time!
10. Describe yourself in 3 words (Be positive): Ambitious, Organized and Optimistic.
11. Describe your perfect date: Perfect date would be dressing up all fancy to go to a beautiful candlelight dinner then walking on the beach barefoot…having a campfire and sitting around it on the beach until the sun came up so we could watch the sunrise!
12. Name your pets (If you have any): Ain’t got any, if boyfriend’s count: Josh, my plants, only 1 has a name and we call her “The Bitch” she’s a huge aloe vera plant, I mean her “tentacle” things are at least 3 feet long, she is pokey too…and everytime I am in the kitchen she ends up stabbing me so she has become known as “The Bitch”
13. Name your siblings (If you have any): 2 bros: Alex and Chris 
14. Name your momma & daddy (First names only): Cecelia and Ernest
15. What year did you graduate High school? 1999,  last of the Century, yep I know I’m a youngun!

Mood: Pretty darn good for being at work and up since 3am.
Listening to: Co-workers and myself typing

1. Pick up the nearest book from where you are, open to page 18 and write the fourth sentence from the top
“No registration shall be canceled as a result of the registration review process unless the Administrator follows the procedures and substantive requirements of section 136d of this title.”

Selected Environmental Law Statutes 2001-2002 Educational Edition by the West Group…the sentence is from the Environmental Pesticide Control Act (Can you tell I’m at work! Haa haa haa)

2. Stretch your left arm as much as you can.... what can you touch?
A binder that I put together a bunch of laws, handbooks and other guidance for work…exciting stuff goin on around here!

3. What is the last thing you watched on television?
On Television, the last thing I watched was Malibu’s Most Wanted

4. Without checking, Guess what time it is:
11:30am

5. Now check.  What time is it?
11:16am =(

6. A part from your computer's noise, what other noise can you hear?
My coworker dialing his phone and traffic outside the window

7. When did you go out last and what did you do?
Last went out with my mom and had a couple drinks and gambled, won $5 on the penny slot machines…haa haa haa…I’m a BIG spender!! LOL

8. Before starting this questionnaire, what were you doing?
Reading blogs

9. What are you wearing?
dark blue jeans, brown socks, hiking boots, my SOU gray polo shirt,, a black sports bra, blue panties (silk) and a black hair scrunchi thingy

10. Did you dream last night?
Yeah, they were weird too

11. When's the last time you really laughed?
Last night when my boyfriend’s friend was over and they were telling stories of their childhoods, haa haa haa…those boys were crazy boys.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in right now?
Calendars, a couple poes, pictures, maps, emails, phone lists, dilbert comics, payroll and holiday schedules, maps, some law crap, guidance crap and did I mention maps…

13. Have you see something strange today?
Yeah I see something strange practically everyday….me…I am way strange! Haa haa haa

14. What do you think of this questionnaire?
It’s aaaaight…….

15. What's the last film you've watched?
Fun With Dick and Jane (haa haa haa….me too Miss Jackie, we watched this yesterday!)

16. If you become a billionaire overnight, what would you spend your money on first?
1^st pay off all my debt and my parents’ debt, and my brother’s college debt, then plan a vacation around the world!

17. Tell us something we don't know about you.
I am afraid of clowns, they seriously freak me out…mostly in person, but pictures and movies are creepy too…I think about them all night if I’ve seen one…thank god for guns.

18. If you could change one thing in the world, apart from politics, what woudl it be?
I would get rid of hate in people…it’s just not a good thing.

19. Do you like dancing?
Yeah, though most times I probably look like a major dork!

20. George Bush:
Don’t even know where to begin.

21. If you had (had) a girl first, what would you have called her?
Well I had a girl dog…does that count….I named her Zoe, but if I ever have a kid I wanna name her Isabella (and I will even be so nice as to let other family or dad give her a middle name)

22. If you had (had) a boy first, what would you have called him?
Well didn’t and don’t have a boy not even a dog or cat or pet….but I would name a boy Michael Christian, if a pet Bubba or Kavika

23. Have you thought of living in a foreign country?
Definetly…then I watched Wolf Creek and now Australia doesn’t look as enticing as before….

24. What would you like God to say to you when you walk through the gates of Heaven?
I love you.

25. Who do you think will copy and paste this questionnaire onto their blog? Name 4 people:

Shelly has already done it

Teri has already done it

Jackie has already done it

Who else is left?

Mood: Great, I am almost outta here.
Listening to: Nothing at the moment

Well more rain is in the forecast for this weekend and upcoming week.  Pretty soon we will be flooded and I will be rowing in the boat to work.  How fun! Haa haa haa…I just hope that it doesn’t rain too much.  Besides that though, today is Friday YEAH!!! I only work until 11:30, so 1 ½ hours to go…..then I am outta here! Yeah, I am taking Monday and Tuesday of next week off too, so it will be a long weekend with some time to relax, see my family and spend time with my boyfriend, maybe go fishing depending on the weather.  I can’t wait.  The only downfall…I get to go home and do laundry as well as clean the messy house.  I do think I am going to go to the store and buy some margarita mix though as I’ve been craving them,  I’ll probably just buy the margarita flavored wine coolers though cuz I am lazy like that…haa haa haa.  I still have to plan dinner too…I took hamburger meat out of the freezer so I may just make tacos, or even hamburger helper to make it easier…haa haa haa.

Well so today has been good so far, love the poem on Shelly’s blog for today, but even more I love the song.  I love Kenny Chesney (don’t tell my boyfriend), he is my man.  I want him sooooooooooooo bad…please don’t tell my boyfriend..lol!  

So I am excited that the time is flying by, I have 1 hour left of work, I have been screwing off for the past half hour when I actually started writing this thing.  Okay, not completely screwing off, I’ve been working too!  Well I will finish up with a survey I got from Miss Teri….hope all ya’ll have a wonderful weekend, a lovely Easter, and everything else….

1.  Favorite Time of Day:  When I am not at work, usually when I get out of my morning shower as I am refreshed and awake

2.  Favorite Beverage:  Have to say it’s Diet Pepsi with or without Captain Morgan in it! Haa haa…

3.  Favorite Food:  As ya’ll should know it’s spaghetti, but I love food in general!

4.  Favorite Movie (Keep list down to 10):  Top Gun, La Bamba, Night at the Roxbury, LOTR Trilogy, Harry Potter Movies, Saw I and Saw II, and many many more to even list.

5. Favorite TV Show you currently have on DVD:  Sex and the City

6.  TV Show you never miss (Even repeats!):  Tough one as we don’t have TV anymore, but it is usually Malcolm in the Middle, King of the Hill or the Simpsons

7.  Favorite MiniSeries:  Probably the Storm of the Century Stephen King one.

8 Top 5 Shows of all time:  Only 5? Okay, The Simpsons, Sex and the City, Six Feet Under, Malcolm in the Middle, King of the Hill.

9. Favorite TV Actor/Actress:  tough one……….hmmmm….I have no clue who my favorite would be….Lisa Simpson and Bobby Hill

10. Favorite Syndicated Show:  I don’t know….

11.  Favorite Movie Actor/Actress: Sandra Bullock and Tom Cruise (though in real life Tom Cruise is a weirdo!)

12. Favorite Childhood Movie:  The Goonies and Labyrinth

13.  Favorite Subject in School:  Band and SCIENCE

14.  Favorite PC Video Game:  The Sims

15.   Favorite Online Game:  Gotta agree, it’s Poppit

16.  Favorite Song at the moment:  Unwritten by Natasha Bettingfield (sp?)

17.  Favorite Singer (Female):  Selena, Shania Twain, Ciara, Dido, Lil’ Kim, Anna Nalik, Enya

18. Favorite Singer (Male):  Kenny Chesney, Frank Sinatra, Marilyn Manson, Tim McGraw, John Michael Montgomery, Chingy, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg

19. Favorite Group (Female):  Pussycat Dolls and Dixie Chicks

20.  Favorite Group (Male):  The Eagles, Nickelback, Aerosmith, U2 and Rascal Flatts

I know I know, I am a weirdo…I listen to a very diverse range of music.  It was hard to come up with just one for these so hence they have tons…..anyways, have a great day and weekend, and Easter everyone!!!!!  Much Love!!

Mood: FAN-TAB-U-LOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Listening to: Keith Urban

Haa haaa haaa....I am so glad I'm not the only one who spent too much time playing save harold.  Haa haaa haa... though I am evil and psychotic, and had to kill him on purpose just to see what happened! Poor little guy!  Anyways, so yesterday went all right, I haven't been drinking much alcohol lateley for a while, cuz I was worried about the whole liver thing.  Well last night I got onto my 3rd beer and realized, WOAH I am a little tipsy already....hmmm...better stop!  Did I stop, NO  I had 2 more, haa haa haa...one I had with dinner, but I got to the point where I was ready to pass out.  TOld my boyfriend, I am going to bed, can't stay up any longer!  He just thought I was tired...haa haa. 

Anyways, so here I am another fine day at work.  Yesterday was beautiful outside, 70 degrees fahrenheit...so warm and lovely.  Today is supposed to be the same... YEAH...I am super excited, I love the warmth.  I even wore capris and cute open toe, open heel dress shoes...it's so nice to have sun again.  Oh yeah, also yesterday my mom called me and said they'd like to have me over for easter and she wasn't going to do anything special but then realized I'd be home alone almost all day anyway, so she decided to do it up!  Yeah...it will be great.  I am gonna go over Saturday and hang out over night, I will put a roast in the crock pot in the morning before I leave, so my boyfriend will have dinner, then Sunday I will bring home leftovers for him as well...so while I am gone he will still be fed!  What an awesome girlfriend I am....haa haa.  I am even taking Monday and Tuesday off from work so I can spend time with him!

Well I should be working or something like that.  I'll probably sit and day dream most of the day, starting out the window cuz it's so bright and sunny out....

Have a wonderful day ya'll.....

Mood: Cheery and Cheeky!!!
Listening to: Ozomatli, it's a latin group...this is a CD my friend sent me cuz she loved it....it's good, upbeat and happy music makes me wanna dance...salsa and stuff....at least just shake my ass!! yeah baby!

Mood: So tired, slightly depressed, really don't want to be here
Listening to: Co-worker talking on the phone to her husband about car problems and her upcoming vacation ( I am so jealous)

So here I am at work, and oh how I wish I weren't.  I am still tired from the weekend.  It was okay, except for Saturday evening.  Went out to dinner, it was nice and my friend was over that day, we had a good time and went to a really purple bar that was way dirty and it was a total dive, but we had to go in there cuz it was purple...anyways, around 1:30am our neighbors started fighting, really loud, we heard yelling and stuff, then about 5 cars come zooming (speeding) down the road honking their horns.  About 20 mexican young adults (probably 20-22 year olds) and a couple white girls are all outside, yelling, the guys are fighting, it is freakin me out.  My boyfriend called the cops and they were there in about 90 seconds (a minute and a half).  I guess that is one good thing about living in a small town where the cops are bored!  Haa haa...well turns out there was this dance at the convention center and I'm sure someone looked at someone's girl and that was mixed with alcohol and emotions raged and fights began, but DAMN did they have to do it at home, why couldn't they fight in town so I could sleep damnit!  (selfish much!)

So yeah, that was my weekend's excitement.  Work has been, well work.  I don't want to be here, but I don't want to be home either.  I think I need a vacation.  The weather's been so dark, rainy, snowy, hailing, and cold lately and I am so sick of it.  I want some sunshine.  However last night we did barely beat the rain and had the first barbeque of the season, damn it was good too.  Just when I think I am getting happy I start feeling depressed again.  I think some of it may be provoked by my dreams.  Last night and the night before I had some scary ass fucked up dreams, death, killers, cannibals, etc...psychotic stuff.  Well last night in my dream I also remember talking to a co-worker at the post office and we were discussing marriage cuz she just got married.  Well I said I don't think that my boyfriend will ever marry me, and we'll never have kids and how I really do want them (at least one), and well that made me really sad in my dream.  Even when I woke up I was pretty sad, now I am sad thinking about it again.  WTF is wrong with me. 

I want to be Happy and have the sunshine on me.  I think I will get back to work though since I am here, maybe that will occupy my mind.  Hope ya'll have a good day!

TODAY IS FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!  That is always good news for me.  It cheers me right up.  I had an okay day yesterday, didn't get to do anything special as my boyfriend worked all day, and well I really don't have any friends around here.  Two people at work gave me cards (one with gifts) and a couple others said happy birthday to me, so that was super cool!  My best friend is coming into town tomorrow so we can hang out for the day while boyfriends work.  Yeah, it will be so nice.  So the big question, do I feel older, well today I do, yesterday nope.  Oh well...could just be that my body is so sore from all the working out I'm doing and realizing that I am really outta shape. 

So my boyfriend, the big pain in the ass he is had to give me my birthday spankings.....he however was sweet and only gave me 15 of them (thank goodness, he spanks hard...) he said it will make me feel young...or something like that, it was really sweet the way he said it though.  Well anyways, that's about all my excitement.  I had some crazy messed up dreams last night about killers, psychotic owls and rain.  However I don't have time to discuss more.  I gotta get to work.  If I don't chat at ya'll later have a wonderful day and wonderful weekend. 

Mood: Wonderful, GOD MUST LOVE ME...It's been cold and gloomy all week, for weeks, but today is gorgeous, the sun is shining and it's warm out! YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Listening to: Nothing yet...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME..........HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.....AND MANY MORE...ON CHANNEL 4 AND SCOOBY-DOO ON CHANNEL 2 AND FRANKENSTEIN ON CHANNEL 9................YEAH!THis is what I'll be doing tonight!!  May go out to karaoke too...we'll see!!!!!!!!!!