Education please.
Mood: anxious
Listening to: frogs
Can anyone help an ignoranr outsider with the following:
1 Why to the two US parties use a donkey and an elephant as emblems/mascots?
2 Why is the World Series so named.
3 Is it possible to tell a democrat from a republican from the way they look and/or talk.
4 Are there really 3 guns per citizen on average.
5 Is your national dish a turkey.
6 Do only 10% of the citizens have passports. ( Your deputy ambassador to the UK said this ).
7 Are 50% of the people there overweight.
8 Do all your B movie stars go to the same dentist.( Scurrilous romour in some english tabloid.)
9 Are small towns all run by bad sherrifs/mayors.(See B movies above as source.)
10 Was there a coverup at Roswell.
11 Has Dan Quail/Quaile/Quale really got a job as an english teacher.
