A quick stroll through part of the Conservative Platform .......what I don't like that is.
13 Jan, 10 or so in the evening, nope, coming up to the witching hour here in Ontario.
"Stand up for Accountability". Ok, I'll bite. Accountability does not mean a legal formal charge of the Crimminal Code, it only means to Stevie that someone backs him up when he points his finger in the blame game. No crime, but their are victims, no punishment as there is no crime ......... just victims...........
"Provide real protection for whistleblowers". .... "provided with adequate legal counsel"......"establish monetary rewards"....."save taxpayers dollars". Yeehaa, I am going to be able to get me some canuk bucks. Right after they pass this I will be on TV in front of the Duff Man with all the legal documentation with all the t's crossed on the Krieger/Frankel scandel. The Cons must supply the lawyers free of charge for me, even though the documents speak to one hundred percent accuracy of crimminality. Then the Cons can pay me for all the money saved in policing. Those canuk bucks can be made out to me in a bank draft thanks. Oh yea, for those who are not aware of the scandel that no politician, judge or lawyer wants to touch is that cannabis is legal in Canada. Yes it is. When an Alberta Supreme Court Judge says so seven times (approx) in his ruling, it must be true. That tied in with the Crowns Appeal denied (keeping it legal) means that it is Canada wide. It is not as some lawyers and judges have stated ...... that its only for the sick (I feel a cough coming on) or only for those in a wheelchair, or for those only that must use a cane or for any other wording or excuse to ignore the Alberta Supreme Court decision. Ya can't touch this. Ya can't touch this. Break it down....its Hammer time.....(funky disco rap from MC Hammer).
Stevie would definately be wondering how in hell did that happen. Time to pull out the Notwithstanding Clause because I like beer which destroys brain cells and I want you to drink beer too...... while cannabis increases brain white cells. Maybe thats why I am smarter, not as shy, can speak publically and have a better personality than HIM. Ok maybe not. I am being sarcastic with some truth here.
Next;
"Real Tax Relief for Canadians". Well I guess I am not considered a Canadian in Stevies eyes. I wonder if his mom put his contacts in correctly for him...... one percent, one percent, hmmmm, one dollar per hundred spent, hmmmmm, ten dollars per thousand spent on GST items. Yup one to two thousand GST sounds like me so thats one percent, hmmmm, ten to twenty dollars per year, and thats if the proprietors do not raise their prices to grab that extra one percent. Ok, Stevie gives all businesses a one percent increase on profits. I guess I am not a Canadian, ok, I am born and raised to be hosed by Stevies tax relief.
Next;
"Stand Up for Security". What a leading statement. Does your dinking problems interfere with your work Stevie?
"mandatory minimum prison sentences" - "repeat offenders". No I am not making this up. I get caught shop-lifting popeye candy smokes (they are truly addictive) 3 times and I get a mandatory minimum in jail. Seriously, read the sentance in the Platform as it is grammaricaly written. Stevie has learned well from the Fiberals over the past couple of years, as in how to put the crowd in overcrowding (jails). As in how to give your Construction company buddies work and boost the job figures just in time for next election (it takes time to build those thick concrete walls). Hey, more population in Fiberal Ontario means more Jails, more of them in jail (Fiberal supporters), and best of all employment along with perhaps bringing some of your yankee doodle buddies up from the States to advise you on the type of jails and all that other cross border canuk bucks heading south (what a run-on with out getting to the point of Ontario loving you for the trade union employment). Perhaps pull a cretin and go down there for a trip to see the jails and how they are run for yourself, and by chance drop in to see buddy bush over a few brain cell destroying beers. ( I see a comercial here folks....bush and stevie having a beer on tv and the clincher is, is that the beer is from the east, schooner perhaps, they will love ya for years).
While still under "Security".
"Create a reverse onus - indictable firearms offence". Ok, why not just go military law all the way and put reverse onus on all offences. Howcome just part democracy and part military law. If you stop the smuggling in of handguns like you say you will you will cut all gun crimes...by what was that number ...... you will cut it by 98 percent, since only 2 percent is committed by hand guns stolen from target shooters, which of course means that the military law reverse onus is truly bogus. Now you can make the case of giving up some Rights to protect even if its just one Canadian. Hey it could be you (fear). bush and the patriot act are now coming to thought, yup bush said something along those lines.
"Strengthen the Youth Criminal Justice Act"
"Ensure - 14 years - or repeat offenses - adult sentencing". Yes, I will be in jail with 14 year olds. Wow, when they get out of Kingston as 20 somethings after mandatory minimums is served, they are going to be pissed, unemployable, pissed off, on welfare, pissed off at being poor, pissed, poor and on welfare. Well time to get back to what was learned in con college, violence rules, intimidation rules, ok, back to crime in simpler terms. Have to make money somehow. If they get caught again, oh well, back to 3 squares and the only life known since the age of 14.
Rinse and Repeat.
I am having way to much fun with this policy. More later.
cheers :) majere
the cons remove Rights on one hand and the Fiberals move tax money to their friends on the other hand
"Stand up for Accountability". Ok, I'll bite. Accountability does not mean a legal formal charge of the Crimminal Code, it only means to Stevie that someone backs him up when he points his finger in the blame game. No crime, but their are victims, no punishment as there is no crime ......... just victims...........
"Provide real protection for whistleblowers". .... "provided with adequate legal counsel"......"establish monetary rewards"....."save taxpayers dollars". Yeehaa, I am going to be able to get me some canuk bucks. Right after they pass this I will be on TV in front of the Duff Man with all the legal documentation with all the t's crossed on the Krieger/Frankel scandel. The Cons must supply the lawyers free of charge for me, even though the documents speak to one hundred percent accuracy of crimminality. Then the Cons can pay me for all the money saved in policing. Those canuk bucks can be made out to me in a bank draft thanks. Oh yea, for those who are not aware of the scandel that no politician, judge or lawyer wants to touch is that cannabis is legal in Canada. Yes it is. When an Alberta Supreme Court Judge says so seven times (approx) in his ruling, it must be true. That tied in with the Crowns Appeal denied (keeping it legal) means that it is Canada wide. It is not as some lawyers and judges have stated ...... that its only for the sick (I feel a cough coming on) or only for those in a wheelchair, or for those only that must use a cane or for any other wording or excuse to ignore the Alberta Supreme Court decision. Ya can't touch this. Ya can't touch this. Break it down....its Hammer time.....(funky disco rap from MC Hammer).
Stevie would definately be wondering how in hell did that happen. Time to pull out the Notwithstanding Clause because I like beer which destroys brain cells and I want you to drink beer too...... while cannabis increases brain white cells. Maybe thats why I am smarter, not as shy, can speak publically and have a better personality than HIM. Ok maybe not. I am being sarcastic with some truth here.
Next;
"Real Tax Relief for Canadians". Well I guess I am not considered a Canadian in Stevies eyes. I wonder if his mom put his contacts in correctly for him...... one percent, one percent, hmmmm, one dollar per hundred spent, hmmmmm, ten dollars per thousand spent on GST items. Yup one to two thousand GST sounds like me so thats one percent, hmmmm, ten to twenty dollars per year, and thats if the proprietors do not raise their prices to grab that extra one percent. Ok, Stevie gives all businesses a one percent increase on profits. I guess I am not a Canadian, ok, I am born and raised to be hosed by Stevies tax relief.
Next;
"Stand Up for Security". What a leading statement. Does your dinking problems interfere with your work Stevie?
"mandatory minimum prison sentences" - "repeat offenders". No I am not making this up. I get caught shop-lifting popeye candy smokes (they are truly addictive) 3 times and I get a mandatory minimum in jail. Seriously, read the sentance in the Platform as it is grammaricaly written. Stevie has learned well from the Fiberals over the past couple of years, as in how to put the crowd in overcrowding (jails). As in how to give your Construction company buddies work and boost the job figures just in time for next election (it takes time to build those thick concrete walls). Hey, more population in Fiberal Ontario means more Jails, more of them in jail (Fiberal supporters), and best of all employment along with perhaps bringing some of your yankee doodle buddies up from the States to advise you on the type of jails and all that other cross border canuk bucks heading south (what a run-on with out getting to the point of Ontario loving you for the trade union employment). Perhaps pull a cretin and go down there for a trip to see the jails and how they are run for yourself, and by chance drop in to see buddy bush over a few brain cell destroying beers. ( I see a comercial here folks....bush and stevie having a beer on tv and the clincher is, is that the beer is from the east, schooner perhaps, they will love ya for years).
While still under "Security".
"Create a reverse onus - indictable firearms offence". Ok, why not just go military law all the way and put reverse onus on all offences. Howcome just part democracy and part military law. If you stop the smuggling in of handguns like you say you will you will cut all gun crimes...by what was that number ...... you will cut it by 98 percent, since only 2 percent is committed by hand guns stolen from target shooters, which of course means that the military law reverse onus is truly bogus. Now you can make the case of giving up some Rights to protect even if its just one Canadian. Hey it could be you (fear). bush and the patriot act are now coming to thought, yup bush said something along those lines.
"Strengthen the Youth Criminal Justice Act"
"Ensure - 14 years - or repeat offenses - adult sentencing". Yes, I will be in jail with 14 year olds. Wow, when they get out of Kingston as 20 somethings after mandatory minimums is served, they are going to be pissed, unemployable, pissed off, on welfare, pissed off at being poor, pissed, poor and on welfare. Well time to get back to what was learned in con college, violence rules, intimidation rules, ok, back to crime in simpler terms. Have to make money somehow. If they get caught again, oh well, back to 3 squares and the only life known since the age of 14.
Rinse and Repeat.
I am having way to much fun with this policy. More later.
cheers :) majere
the cons remove Rights on one hand and the Fiberals move tax money to their friends on the other hand
