http://www.blogigo.co.uk/lifeornothinglikeit ME and my random life and musings en TheBlackAdder TheBlackAdder Wed, 01 Feb 2006 01:55:12 +0100 daily 1 I just wanted everyone to know that tonights bush speech was oringinally schelduled on the holy day of Monday <24> but Jack Bauer made the president <who is amazingly like president Logan> change it to Tuesday so that people could see something interesting on Monday. Wed, 01 Feb 2006 01:55:12 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/lifeornothinglikeit/ummm/9/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/lifeornothinglikeit/ummm/9/ Hello! I HATE you. stop spamming my guestbook! I dont want ads for penis enlargement or naked people on posters or your porno blog. PUT IT ON SOMEONE ELSES BLOG IF YOU MUST! btw this is what i think of you! PS there is a reason i delete your crap Sun, 29 Jan 2006 04:28:46 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/lifeornothinglikeit/Public-service-announcement-to-the-idiots./8/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/lifeornothinglikeit/Public-service-announcement-to-the-idiots./8/ As a fetus, Jack Bauer went from conception to full term in only 24 hours, after which he shot his way out of the womb. It took Andy Dufresne twenty years to tunnel out of Shawshank Prison. It took Jack Bauer five minutes, four of which were spent torturing Warden Norton Jack Bauer was in last years season of "Skating with Celebrities". The show never aired because he hid in the air ducts, then killed everyone and faked his own death. If you send someone to kill Jack Bauer, the only thing you accomplish is supplying him a fresh set of weapons to kill you with. Saddam wasn't found by the military. He heard Jack Bauer was coming and turned himself in. Jack Bauer pushed Humpty Dumpty off the wall. Congress authorized the minting of a 24 dollar bill with Jack Bauer's picture on it, but the printing machines broke under the stress of his awesomeness. Sat, 21 Jan 2006 17:26:18 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/lifeornothinglikeit/AND-NOW-FOR-RANDOM-JACK-BAUER-FACTS/7/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/lifeornothinglikeit/AND-NOW-FOR-RANDOM-JACK-BAUER-FACTS/7/ 24 returns to TV in less than a DAY *wets self* In honor of this occasion i visited the lovely website www.almeidaisgod.com which is the official site for almeidaism the kewl new religion that everyones talking about! So if you like Tony Almeida then you should join our lovely religion, but must first comply to the Ten Commandments of Almeida Long ago, when our fandom of Tony Almeida was still in its infancy and we first declared Tony Almeida as our personal saviour, we devised 10 Principles of Almeidaism based on the 10 commandments. This manifesto was the humble beginnings of what we now call AlmeidaIsGod.com. You shall have no other deities or rulers before Almeida. You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything from Division or District (ie Chappelle). You shall not bow to down to them or worship them; for Almeida, the Lord of your worldly existence, is a honorable CTU agent, stroking his soul patch in dismay at the traitors for the sins of the people... Sun, 15 Jan 2006 04:34:29 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/lifeornothinglikeit/24/6/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/lifeornothinglikeit/24/6/  He heals, he prays, and his head bops up and down! What could be better than the bobble head Jesus? (19.99) Get one for your house today! Wed, 21 Dec 2005 04:25:13 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/lifeornothinglikeit/a-gift-for-all-your-ailments/5/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/lifeornothinglikeit/a-gift-for-all-your-ailments/5/ Support your local security guard with this nifty new book "Switchblades of Italy" (39.99) Sat, 10 Dec 2005 04:09:03 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/lifeornothinglikeit/gift-for-all-Swithblade-enthusiasts-your-Christmas/4/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/lifeornothinglikeit/gift-for-all-Swithblade-enthusiasts-your-Christmas/4/ I found out someone else uses the title If I only Had a Brain so in an effort to be genuine the title will change to Life or Nothing like it! Thank you for supporting us during this time of change, unless you're not and then you're a jerk. This is what I do to jerks, so are you for us now? Brandon Fri, 09 Dec 2005 03:51:56 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/lifeornothinglikeit/Copyright-infingement-or-some-crap-like-that/3/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/lifeornothinglikeit/Copyright-infingement-or-some-crap-like-that/3/ Today I was musing about... Festivus and what it really means. <even though I dont take the holiday THAT seriously. I was thinking about how Christmas has become so commercialized and how we have forgotten the true meaning of Christmas. Today, Christmas means Gifts, Long Lines, and the all encompassing Crowd. Instead of having a joyus holiday with our family and remembering why we have the day at all, we spend the month ransacking stores with the Crowd and fighting over this and that and the other. By the time Christmas comes around many of us are so burnt out that we could care less about celebrating than sleeping and enjoying the non crazy shopping Crowd. This is why this year, though I will still celebrate Christmas, I am going to also celebrate Festivus. Though I will make it as silly as possible, the underlying reason is to get together and have fun and get away from the Christmas Crowd that we have all become a part of. After Festivus is Christmas eve, where I hope to spend a restful day before I... Fri, 09 Dec 2005 03:20:03 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/lifeornothinglikeit/Todays-Musing/2/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/lifeornothinglikeit/Todays-Musing/2/ A merry Festivus to all in... 15 days! Remember to get your aluminum poles and start thinking about your airing of grieveances topic! "You people annoy me" Remember this is a Festivus for the rest of us so no commercialism at all this year!!! Fri, 09 Dec 2005 03:12:26 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/lifeornothinglikeit/Festivus-is-coming-soon/1/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/lifeornothinglikeit/Festivus-is-coming-soon/1/