AND NOW FOR RANDOM JACK BAUER FACTS!!!
As a fetus, Jack Bauer went from conception to full term in only 24 hours, after which he shot his way out of the womb.
It took Andy Dufresne twenty years to tunnel out of Shawshank Prison. It took Jack Bauer five minutes, four of which were spent torturing Warden Norton
Jack Bauer was in last years season of "Skating with Celebrities". The show never aired because he hid in the air ducts, then killed everyone and faked his own death.
If you send someone to kill Jack Bauer, the only thing you accomplish is supplying him a fresh set of weapons to kill you with.
Saddam wasn't found by the military. He heard Jack Bauer was coming and turned himself in.
Jack Bauer pushed Humpty Dumpty off the wall.
Congress authorized the minting of a 24 dollar bill with Jack Bauer's picture on it, but the printing machines broke under the stress of his awesomeness.
