Opinions,thoughts and ideas(some nuts)

Jan 19, 2006 at 23:50 o\clock

Canadian Olympics

by: jckla

Mood: pissed off
Listening to: C.S.I

 

Now is the time for me to give some of the nuttsy opinion.

I seen on the news that the Canadian athletes are just to busy training to carry the flag for the country that has been supporting their useless ass.

 We have people in Afghanistan who are putting life and limb on the line to show the flag for their country and then we have these assholes who are just to busy.I will not support the Olympics in any way, shape or form unless and until the Olympic committee tells these jerks that they don’t have time to send them to Italy.These dummies have been supported so they could compete and now they can’t take one day out of their whole life to represent their their country and carry the flag.what’s the matter no money in it?These people do not deserve the honour of representing our country.As far as I am concerned they are not representative but reprehensible

 

Jan 16, 2006 at 22:59 o\clock

justice

by: jckla

 

 

  

Jan 12, 2006 at 00:51 o\clock

This is True

by: jckla

One Flaw In Women

 

By the time the Lord made woman,

He was into his sixth day of working overtime.

An angel appeared and said,

"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?

She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,

have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable

and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,

have a lap that can hold four children at one time,

have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart

-and she will do everything

with only two hands."


The angel was astounded at the requirements.

"Only two hands!? No way!

And that's just on the standard model?

That's too much work for one day.

Wait until tomorrow to finish."


But I won't," the Lord protested.

"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.

She already heals herself when she is sick

AND can work 18 hour days."


The angel moved closer and touched the woman.

"But you have made her so soft, Lord."


"She is soft," the Lord agreed,

"but I have also made her tough.

You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."


"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.


The Lord replied,

"Not only will she be able to think,

she will be able to reason and negotiate."


The angel then noticed something,

and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.

"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.

I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."


"That's not a leak,"

the Lord corrected,

"that's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.


The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,

her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,

her loneliness, her grief and her pride."

The angel was impressed.

"You are a genius, Lord.

You thought of everything!

Woman is truly amazing."


And she is!

Women have strengths that amaze men.

They bear hardships and they carry burdens,

but they hold happiness,

love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy

and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up to injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer

when they believe there is a better solution.

They go without so their family can have.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children excel

and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about

a birth or a wedding.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They grieve at the loss of a family member,

yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss

can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you

to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.

They bring joy, hope and love.

They have compassion and ideals.

They give moral support to their family and friends.

Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

Jan 8, 2006 at 01:43 o\clock

English

by: jckla

Mood: so,so
Listening to: football

 

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English

Will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

 

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that

English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

 

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will

Make the sivil servants jump with joy.

 

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up

konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

 

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the

Troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

 

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted

To reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

 

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have

Always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

 

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag

Is disgrasful and it should go away.

 

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"

With "z" and "w" with "v".

 

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining

"ou" and after ziz fifz yer,ve vil hav a,reil sensibl riten styl.

 

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu

Understand ch oza.

 

Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

 

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking

German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.