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This may be a bit on the dark side.....but a friend just e-mailed it to me and I thought you might enjoy it.

 

 Are you sick of all those " friendship poems"  Well, here is a series of promices that speak to real friendship:

1.   when you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastered who made you sad.

2.   When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3.   When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.

4.   When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5.   When you are worried  - I will tell you horrable stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

6.   When you are confused - I will use little words

7.   When you are sick - stay the hell away from me untill you are well again....I don't want whatever you have.

8.   When you fall -  I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask?

Because you are my friend. 

 

P.S.  Remember a good friend will help you move. A realy good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I need to bring a shovel.