Blog Log

Thank's Teri for joging my mind.  I like this type of thing. Althow I think your list only succeeded in siring up the 12 foot  dust  lodged in my brain.

My Favorites.

Time of Day......Mornings I cant sleep  once the sun shines through my window. Also like you it's  quiet - just me and my computer. 

Beverage.....Coffiee when we go out to eat - other than that it dosent realy matter. 

Food .....Cheese - cheese - cheese - cheese the biger the hunk  the better.

Movies.....I miss going to see movies. I dont remember the last one we went to see or when that was. 

TV  Show on DVD'S .....Here's where I show my age and how cheep hubby is....we have a DVD player but no movies or TV shows to play on it. 

TV show never miss....Law and Order Crimenol ( can't spell today ) intent on sunday nights 

Mini Series ......Roots ?

Top 5 Showes  ......Law and order( any one of them ) CSI - Meadum - Aprentice - Dr Phil

TV actor female.......The actual name escapes me but the chacators name on Law and order is Olivia 

Syndicated Show......don't know ...can't say 

Movie actor.....again I cant come up with the actors name...I call him Mr get in you face......Law and Order Crimonal ( still can't spell  it right ) intent on sunday nights 

Childhood movie........Mickey Mouse ? 

Subject in School........ Art  

Online Game.......Mahjong Quest 

Song at the moment....... Can't think of any....I like music....I do....I just cant think of anything current.   

Singer female.......The mind went blank again 

Singer male.......Here too 

Group female......Showing my age again.... The Surpreems 

Group  male.......The Beachboys

One line is enough......at least I think so. Would you rather some one said......

Be fishers of men...you catch'em. He'll clean'em

or

Go make an attempt to dip in to a large pool of a variety of mankind, in an attempt to so hook  one or more of them to follow  you and your belives. Then place every ounce of your trust into a spiritual idea or thought of a great savior - of all our sins, to convert this soul that you've caught.

Once upone a time, a perfect man and a perfect women met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life was, of course, " perfect "

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car ( an SUV )  along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disapointe any children on Christmas Eve the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the  survivor?

Ha ha ha ha ha I'll tell you tommorow.

Upon arriving in our new home in Kentucky, my seven year old son Jason decided to explore the neighborhood. He was back with in the hour proclaming that he had made some new friends.

"Good. Are they boys or girls?" I asked. "One is a boy and one is a girl," he replyed. "That's great," I said.  " How old are they?" "Mom," my son replyed almost shocked. " That would be very rude to ask."

I was puzzled at his responce. About an hour later, he was back. "Mom!" my son shouted through the screen door. " I found out how old my new friends are. The girl is 65 and the boy is 70."

Did it really matter that much?  This piece was most likely written before 9/11 when we were all free to be......as Jason might say FRIENDS. Will there ever be a time when we can be that free......... again?

This is troubbling, can't eat chicken....bird flu,

can't eat eggs.....salmonella,

can't eat pork.....fear that bird flu will infect the piggies,

can't eat fish....heavey meatals in the waters has poisioned thrir meat,

can't eat fruits and veggies..... insecticides and herbicides.

Hmmmm ! ! ! I beleve that leaves  Chocolate ! ! !

Chocolate is a vegtable - it comes from Cocoa BEANS. Just like sugar comming from Sugar Beets. Both are vegtables - - -?

 Together with the MILK  in milk chocolate and the raisins, cherries, etc. covered in chocolate - - it sounds healthy enough - - - - don't you think?

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetary fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began deviding the nuts, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, " One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come  here quick," said the boy, " you wom't beleve what I heard! satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery deviding up the souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard, " One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me . . . "

The old man whispered, " Boy, you've been telling the truth.  Let's see if we can see the Lord." Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done."

They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the boy on the bike.