True Friends ?
This may be a bit on the dark side.....but a friend just e-mailed it to me and I thought you might enjoy it.
Are you sick of all those " friendship poems" Well, here is a series of promices that speak to real friendship:
1. when you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastered who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrable stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words
7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me untill you are well again....I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask?
Because you are my friend.
P.S. Remember a good friend will help you move. A realy good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I need to bring a shovel.
