Writer's block
Now there's an idea........what do you do when you've got writers block? And just where did this block come from? What type of block is it? Is it a giant block of granit afixed around your head.? Blocking all thoughts from reaching your hand or fingers. Or is it blocks of granit afixed upon each hand keeping all the good ideas out?
Hummmm...... let's say that it's a block on each hand. That would be easer and not as painful as one around you'r head. Still kind of auwarked. Now if you're lucky there's only one block on the hand you usually use to type or write with.
You pick up a large ( sharp metal ) object and start whacking away at the block. By the time you get to a bowling ball size you can start whacking the whole thing on the idiot's ( you know the one - the one who said you'll never amount to anything )head next to you.

Hugs galore!
-Michele