Happy New Year
May your hair, your teeth, your face lift, your abs, and your stocks not fall; and may your bloodpreasure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage intrest not rise.
May you get a clean bill of health from your denest, your cardialogest, your gastroenterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the IRS.
May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere during rush hour in less than an hour, and when you get there may you find a parking space.
May this evening, December 31st., find you seated around the dinner table, together with your beloved familey and cherished friends, ushering in the New Year ahead. You will find the food better, the enviromnent quiter, the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much more fulfilling than anything else you might ordinarily do that night.
May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them.
May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls untill you finish your dinner, may your checkbook and your budget balance, and may they include generous amounts for your church and charities.
May you remember to say " I love you" at least once a day to your spouse, your child, and your parent(s). You can say it to your secetary, your nurse, your butcher, your photographer, your masseuse, your seamstress, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor, but not with a "twinkle" in your eye.
May we all live as intended, in a world at peace with the awareness of the beauty in every sunset, every flower's unfolding petals, every baby's smile and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculious beat of our heart.
Bless you with every happiness, great health, peace, and much love during the next year and all those that follow.