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Apr 4, 2006 at 16:06 o\clock

What Mother taught me.........

by: jamryn

Lesson's # 3,4 & 5

TIME TRAVEL If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week.

LOGIC & MORE LOGIC  If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to store with me Because I said so, thats why.

It all sounds logical to me - What person would want to be seen dragging a coupple of kids  with broken necks through a store and have people constantly asking them ......What are you doing here?  You're in the wrong time zone.  It's next week  already....

Apr 4, 2006 at 00:37 o\clock

A whole new meening to being Home Schooled.

by: jamryn

Or so it was in the good old days. Lesson #1. from MOM - TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE!

Or in other words   "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

 

Lesson # 2 - RELGION -

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

Most likely said imediately said after we didn't lissen to wisr advice in  Rule # 1 and dumped a whole can of cola on the white carpet.