ALL TRUE !!!!
1. Kidnapers are not very interested in you
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building
4. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac just as a walking drug store - with all the med's you take
5. There is nothing left to learn the hard ways still have the scars from the first time around
6. Things you buy now won't wear out.
7. You get in to heated arguments about pention plans or Medacare part D
8. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it
9. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge
10. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room
11. You sing along with the elevator music
12. Your eyes won't get much worse
13. Your investment in health insurance is finaly beginning to pay off( Dear Mr. Bush - what health insurance ?)
14. Your joints are more accurate meteoroligests than the national weather service I predict a cold frount comming SOON
15. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them eather
16. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a managable size.