Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

Jul 22, 2006 at 04:21 o\clock

heya

So tonight I was supposed to go out with Di, Chris and Chris' friends Lou, Dan, Alex and his gf Olessi who is this russian girl who used to go to my high school who is a year younger than me and when I had class with Alex, he used to confide in me his crush on her. Sooo cute. I bet they'll get married. Two 6 foot tall, good looking russian kids.

Anyways.. change of plans. Of course, I have to do something for my parents tomorrow.. they are so annoying. They always do this as if our plans don't matter. Once Erica was going to go to her uni to do some bill paying for her house next year and shit and at 5 am my mom wakes her up after she went to bed at 2am to tell her what she needs to have done that day. Fuck! So I flew off the handle and my mom starts barking at me because my father is with a guest and he probably heard me angry on the phone. But I feel bad for my dad.. it's not his fault really.. I'm venting at him because of my mom. I just bursted " WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME WHERE I'M GOING OUT? IF I TOLD YOU, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW THE PLACE.. I MEAN SHIT! WHY ARE YOU ASKING AS IF I'M NOT ALLOWED TO GO OUT? I'M JUST HERE RUNNING ERRANDS FOR YOU GUYS ALL THE TIME!?"

That's not a direct quote. I was much more sarcastic and condescending which is probably what pissed off my mom. So.. in fear that I show up at the bar I was planning to go to and to get hammered because of my mom.. not something I wanna do infront of Chris' friends.

Cuz I did that last night you see? I ran out of my house to join Lisa, Treldon and Jobo and ordered a pitcher of beer for myself ( which I offered to anyone who wanted to drink but they really must have felt that I ordered it for myself because I literally chugged that thing, complaining about my mother the whole time).. I also burned my tongue with suicide wings and hot french fries... AND THEN TRELDON PAID FOR ALL OF IT! AND THEN SOME! IN CASE WE ORDERED MORE!.... that guy.... I swear...how is he still single!!?!?!??

SHE'S SO NOSY IT DRIVES ME CRAZY! Like I caught her looking through my bank statements.. I'm glad she saw. I have money enough to pay for my trip now. HAH! take that! scary mother..

Di has this really pretty friend Teresa (she's three years younger than us which is why I can't remember her from high school)  who I met once at a party Di threw this summer and she calls me yesterday to invite me to her bday party tomorrow.. how cute is that? Di told me she left a msg on Di's cell asking for my number cuz she wanted to invite me. Well of course I'm going now.. she's practically a stranger and she called me personally to her party. Anyways, I'm excited to meet her bf. He's apparently a hardcore Radiohead fan. He's a promoter and managed to get tickets to BOTH shows and he expressed his excitement to her when on the second night they debuted material for the first time in Toronto. I remember I WAS raving about that and I didn't even get to go! But I made sure to pass around the clip of it that was circulating the internet :D

Anyways! She asked me.. did you get that lead singer's new solo album?

pssh... she obviously doesn't know me much.
He's bought it and is listening to it in his car.. I'M SO EXCITED I FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE TO DISCUSS THIS ALBUM WITH!

Anyways.. i think she really likes this guy because apparently she used to be a heartbreaker but is sticking around for this one.

Her whole fam is really nice. I got to meet all of them at Di's mom's bday party. Her brother our age, John, (who is surprisingly proficient in Korean) must think I'm an alchy cuz he kept laughing at my penchant for the wine.. I really didn't want to give off that impression but there were like 20 bottles! and no one was drinking them! I couldnm't let it go to waste... although I accidently starting drinking the cooking wine in my haste and UGH! I had to spit that shit out.

Ok.. I'm rambling. I'm waiting for Lisa to call me back, I'm dropping over at her house so the night won't be a total bust. I won't be getting drunk or getting in at 2am.. her and trelly rented Dave Chappelle's block party


Oh one more thing, I feel like my jaws are lopsided although everyone assures me that it's undetectable because of a persistent wisdom tooth that had stopped bothering me for a couple of months and is now back with a vengeance.. and the only reason I won't take it out sooner is becuase I don't want to look like a chipmunk should thom yorke gaze out into the crowd...so I have to wait until school starts.. Iknow.. I'm so vain. My only concern now is that allowing this tooth to grow in for the next month and a half will cause a shift in the topography of my teeth... which is devastating because my teeth are really nice! And I've never ever wanted braces.. even when my other friends wanted them because all these kids were suddenly getting them in second grade.. :(
Also, this "gold" vintage earring of my mothers has FUCKED UP my left ear lobe.. so that is slightly lopsided too... dammit.. I can't believe I was thinking of going out on the town tonight.

Oh and another thing. I taught my little tiny students how to download Naruto episodes instead of having to listen to the dubbed version on YTV... yeah.. well I totally forgot that the YTV version edits out all the profanities and perverted stuff ... fuck.. I'm going to get fired....


Gotta get ready now!

later
tchocky

wabi-sabi

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