Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

Oct 20, 2005 at 06:59 o\clock

Work out!? me

Ok so every year I go to the gym perhaps twice... this is because it's quite embarassing to openly display to the world how weak I am.. and how I have no idea how to use any other machine other than the treadmill.. so all I do is run for my life for 30 mins and do some crunches and get out of there...BAM! workout for the year. at 7:30 tomorrow mornign there is a strength training session... I really need to build some upper body strength.. all the muscles in my arms must have atrophied which is why it's skinny and very weak. I need summa that fierce strength now.. grr! My legs are fine because i'm always walking or standing etc and my butt.. well.. I think I should get a butt lift or butt implants to make it look higher. Unfortunately, I don't think I could carry fake plastic  badonkadonks very well so I guess I'll have to do squats. Damn.. those hurt like a bitch.

My bf on the other hand is this super buff, six pack, lumpy armed, super fast, Soccer/Rugby star who runs circles around me ( literally). He tried to get me to go jogging with him.. he usually runs 45 mins straight.. I managed to run for 5 mins.. and the rest of the way I assumed the position of Gatorade bottle holder...man are those bottles ever heavy! DAMN! We treated ourselves with KFC and fries the next day.... that's the only time working out is good.. when you can guiltlessly indulge in the benefits. Like today, I had to walk BACK to one class to get a book I forgot there.. that means I did twice the walking.. so I bought a donut and a bag of chips. :P

OK so maybe the calories don't even out.. it don't matta. I'm going to need all the calories I can get to be strong enough to lift weights tomorrow... I really dont' want to look weak... I'm kinda scared.. I'll definitely be laughed at  :(

ulp

maybe I won't go
In any case I better head off to bed! Goodnight!







Comments for this entry:

  1. shellbug773 wrote at Oct 20, 2005 at 07:49 o\clock:First of all, I think you are absolutely gawjess! Secondly - if they laugh out you simply smile at them and politely say \"how bout you go f*ck yourself? thank you.\" Im sure they\'d love to see that. OooH i could go to www.tshirthell.com and get you the t-shirt that says \"Go Fuck Yourself. Im an asshole and I approve this message.\" That\'s what Steve wears when we go out. He loves it. OR you could get one that says \"plain clothes cop.\" They\'d never know. People wont make fun of cops because they fear them. See - we have a billion ideas.



    Seriously - though - don\'t let people laughing at you EVER stop you from doing something. I very seriously doubt the people that are laughing could do much better than you could. They have to laugh to make themselves feel better and don\'t give them that satisfaction. You\'re better than that sweetcheeks!



    *hugs n luvins*



    shel-who-thinks-you\'re-gawjess-and-would-love-to-be-built-like-her-lil-tchocky



    wow! i did it!



    Sweet Dreams! :D
  2. winteryweather wrote at Oct 20, 2005 at 17:50 o\clock:Ok, you have got to stop worring about what people are most likely NOT thinking and if they are...they are just doing it to make them feel better about some flaw they have, the bunch of assholes. Do what you need to do and don\'t worry. I am not one to talk...I won\'t go workout because I feel like people are looking at the fat and saying it is a lost cause...oh well...I walk and ride bike(at night). lol Have a great wekk...



    *grins*



    Jackie

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