Lighten up!
Ok, I'll heed to your advice and lighten the mood of this blog. Sorry
if I scared anyone, it's not supposed to. My fangs only come out at
night. I couldn't help myself.
So here goes.. my pist list
9) Bad food. I thought about putting this as my number 1 but I realized there are more things that piss me off than bad food. Food is still food. And I rather love food. mmmmmm food!
8) Really rich people. I'm talking about REALLY rich people. Ex. I'm watching this show that replaced a slot reserved for The Fabulous Life of _____. that showcased the world's finest houses right? And it really urks me how people encrust the bottom of their pools with jewels I'd kill to wear for a second on my ears and how they have 40 bathrooms and how they have their own POWERPLANT powering their ridiculous home! ( I kid you not!) And the most expensive house in the world is in London. It's this Indian steel tycoon by the name Mattel. His house is ALL marble that was part of the TAJ-FUCKING-MAHAL.!!
7) Cocky people. Most people don't like these people. Not even cocky people like other cocky people. Some deserve to be cocky, like superstar basketball players. And some don't. Like once this guy tried to pick me up using the line....er.. I forget it.. it was so pathetic but it involved him and something about owning a BMW. yech! And then HE was so insulted that I had the nerve to turn him down because I only get to drive my dad's Buick.
6) When I lose something. i'M hopelessly disorganized.. maybe not as much as some friends ( aka Bri) but I'm definitely no Monica type. (like Di) I need help cuz once I lose something I end up looking for it for hours and I get sooooo upset when this happens and start taking out my anger on my bf. " WHERE IS IT?!?!?!" and then he calmly finds it... it makes me feel sheepish.. you know?
5) Girls who throw themselves at guys. Ok. I know everyone has their own insecurities. But watching this happen honestly makes me so embarassed to be a girl. What kind of self-respecting girl DOES THIS!? And then it makes boys generalize all girls this way. Then when the guy I'm dating realizes I don't fit this mold he's so weird about it! Stop making us look so easy!
4) Tom Cruise. This is a new development. I think he's quite possibly the stupidest man alive. First, he fires his PR person, you know, the lady that managed to convince us for so many years that he wasn't absolutely crazy , puts his sister in charge, rambles on about scientology or alien-worship whatever you want to call it, brain washes Katie Holmes into thinking she's also a scientologist and jumps on Oprah's couch, a couch which personally, has endeared itself more to me than he ever has and then cuts his hair into a weird bowl cut to try and convince us/Katie that he's young and hip. HE' S SO ANNOYING! OH! and HE broke up with NICOLE! idiot!
3) People who clearly aren't black, that try to convince me that they are ... for example, Christina Aguilera.. and all the youth of Kingston and Toronto... FFS! NO you do NOT LOOK COOL trying to be black! Only black people are cool when they are black! And no matter how hard you work at ebonics.. NO ONE WILL BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE BLACK OK?? NOT EVEN THE BLIND! If I were black I'd be SO INSULTED!
2) Coldplay/Bono and pretty much every band that emulates Radiohead and fails MISERABLY. SPAAAAAAAAAAARE meeeee and my fellow beings PLEEEEEEEASE... please ... *cowers and cries*
1) Liam Gallagher.. he is from the cesspool that is number 2) but he is the mother of all number 2)s that can't keep his fucking mouth shut. It's not any other bands' fault that the band once heralded to be the next Beatles turned out to be a joke. Now all you can do is talk trash bands that outperform Oasis on a bad day. And Oasis trashtalking Radiohead is like Coldplay comparing themselves to Pink Flloyd... just NOT ALLOWED. Shut the fuck up and write better music you crybaby. And get a new lead vocalist while you're at it.
So much for lightening up.. I talk too much
Ok thats it!
Goodnight!
tchock fanatic
So here goes.. my pist list
9) Bad food. I thought about putting this as my number 1 but I realized there are more things that piss me off than bad food. Food is still food. And I rather love food. mmmmmm food!
8) Really rich people. I'm talking about REALLY rich people. Ex. I'm watching this show that replaced a slot reserved for The Fabulous Life of _____. that showcased the world's finest houses right? And it really urks me how people encrust the bottom of their pools with jewels I'd kill to wear for a second on my ears and how they have 40 bathrooms and how they have their own POWERPLANT powering their ridiculous home! ( I kid you not!) And the most expensive house in the world is in London. It's this Indian steel tycoon by the name Mattel. His house is ALL marble that was part of the TAJ-FUCKING-MAHAL.!!
7) Cocky people. Most people don't like these people. Not even cocky people like other cocky people. Some deserve to be cocky, like superstar basketball players. And some don't. Like once this guy tried to pick me up using the line....er.. I forget it.. it was so pathetic but it involved him and something about owning a BMW. yech! And then HE was so insulted that I had the nerve to turn him down because I only get to drive my dad's Buick.
6) When I lose something. i'M hopelessly disorganized.. maybe not as much as some friends ( aka Bri) but I'm definitely no Monica type. (like Di) I need help cuz once I lose something I end up looking for it for hours and I get sooooo upset when this happens and start taking out my anger on my bf. " WHERE IS IT?!?!?!" and then he calmly finds it... it makes me feel sheepish.. you know?
5) Girls who throw themselves at guys. Ok. I know everyone has their own insecurities. But watching this happen honestly makes me so embarassed to be a girl. What kind of self-respecting girl DOES THIS!? And then it makes boys generalize all girls this way. Then when the guy I'm dating realizes I don't fit this mold he's so weird about it! Stop making us look so easy!
4) Tom Cruise. This is a new development. I think he's quite possibly the stupidest man alive. First, he fires his PR person, you know, the lady that managed to convince us for so many years that he wasn't absolutely crazy , puts his sister in charge, rambles on about scientology or alien-worship whatever you want to call it, brain washes Katie Holmes into thinking she's also a scientologist and jumps on Oprah's couch, a couch which personally, has endeared itself more to me than he ever has and then cuts his hair into a weird bowl cut to try and convince us/Katie that he's young and hip. HE' S SO ANNOYING! OH! and HE broke up with NICOLE! idiot!
3) People who clearly aren't black, that try to convince me that they are ... for example, Christina Aguilera.. and all the youth of Kingston and Toronto... FFS! NO you do NOT LOOK COOL trying to be black! Only black people are cool when they are black! And no matter how hard you work at ebonics.. NO ONE WILL BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE BLACK OK?? NOT EVEN THE BLIND! If I were black I'd be SO INSULTED!
2) Coldplay/Bono and pretty much every band that emulates Radiohead and fails MISERABLY. SPAAAAAAAAAAARE meeeee and my fellow beings PLEEEEEEEASE... please ... *cowers and cries*
1) Liam Gallagher.. he is from the cesspool that is number 2) but he is the mother of all number 2)s that can't keep his fucking mouth shut. It's not any other bands' fault that the band once heralded to be the next Beatles turned out to be a joke. Now all you can do is talk trash bands that outperform Oasis on a bad day. And Oasis trashtalking Radiohead is like Coldplay comparing themselves to Pink Flloyd... just NOT ALLOWED. Shut the fuck up and write better music you crybaby. And get a new lead vocalist while you're at it.
So much for lightening up.. I talk too much
Ok thats it!
Goodnight!
tchock fanatic
