soooo i'm stupid
Today was my day off and I stroll.. no no.. lemme be more accurate.. i RUN into work.. without a fork to eat the dinner I prepared for tonight only to find that I wasn't working. The dude that was supposed to be working calls and says he's gonig to be late replacing me.. and I was like.. umm... well I AM the replacement.. THEN we run around look for the schedule and we find that I AM THE STUPID ONE. Then he's like.. no worries.. I was going to have dinner with my gf tonight anyways.... SO! I GOT SUCKERED INTO WORKING A SHIFT TAHT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK! YARGH!
Not only that.. but I hate frosh... stupid 17 year old first years.. I seriously want to take the pool cues I have behind the desk and wack them all upside the head. They constantly bother me with STUPID ASS QUESTIONS.. like.. can you give me the phone number to pizza pizza... I KNOW YOU GOT THE FUCKING PHONE BOOK IN THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR LOOK IT UP YOUR DAMN SELF! oR!!!! TODAY1 some girl was like.. can you transfer me to extention 35437 or whatever the hell it was... WHY DO YOU CALL ME WHEN YOU ALREADY KNOW THE EXTENSION1?!?!!?!? WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU CALL 5 NUMBERS TO GET TO ME WHEN YOU CAN DIAL THE 5 NUMBERS TO GET TO YOUR DUMB FRIEND?!!??!!?!
Another stupid girl calls me from another building and is like " can you tell me what buttons to press so I can see the last caller?:
I don't have her phone in front of me.. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW.
I tell her that she should have gotten instructions in the beginning of the year and she says she's following them but she's unable to get the number so I'm thinking she's totally incompetent and wonder how she was able to figure out a way to dial to me in the first place
Then she persists EVEN THOUGH I ALREADY TOLD HER I DON'T KNOW HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS. I tell her to ask her don but she says her don doesn't know either. So she keeps proceeding to tell me what she has been doing thus far as if I give a fuck and then I interrupt her rambling and tell her the only thing we can do at the desk is replace her old phone with a new phone if she thinks it's a problem with her phone and not her brain ( ok I left that brain bit out)
She pauses and then asks me : Well can you test the phone out to see if it works?"
Now... I don't understand how such a stupid idiot got into university in the first place. If I were to go through the trouble ( THAT' S IF! AND I DON'T FEEEEEL LIKE IT OK??) to get the new phone, take out my own phone and check for her instead of her lazy ass switching phones and checking it her damn self, how on earth would I be able to check if I am able to see the last caller... WHEN NO ONE HAD CALLED ME ON THAT FUCKING PHONE?!?!?!?! aaaaaaaaaaah@!
So I tell her the pointlessness of that and she is just SO UPSET that I won't check for her. She let's a dramatic big pause settle between us so that I will become aware of her disdain and then she says ok bye.
Now I really hope that bitch shows up, I'd really like to see the face that matches the stupid brain.
next i love those stupid ass rich kids who are so fucking spoiled they don't understand why we don't bow to their commands..
stupid frosh: " can we sign out the other conference room?"
me: " no sorry there is only one we're authorized to sign out"
stupid frosh: " well no one is using the other conference room"
me: ( THINKING.. I DON'T FUCKING CARE ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF? I ONLY HAVE ONE SET OF KEYS TO SIGN OUT AND THAT'S TO THE OTHER FUCKING CONFERENCE ROOM YOU STUPID PRE-PUBESCENT ASSHOLE!)
"sorry, I'm not authorized to sign it out"
stupid frosh: well can you give me the keys anyways?
me: (thinking: What the shit?!)
"no"
stupid frosh: looks at me confused... what is that word? mommy and daddy never used that word before
me: looks at frosh with a face that spells : F-U-C-K O-F-F N-O-W
You see how pleasant I am when I start my period?
No seriously, I know my school has a rep for harbouring all those kids whose parents are some multi billionaire but when I actually talk to them, I realize that I've never before been so overcome by such a violent rage.
BAH!
Work sucks, my earlobes have calmed down a bit but that's due to the 4 pills of Advil every 6 hours to control the swelling and my cramps. I still look like Semi-DUMBO.
Hope you are all having a better day than me
tchocky
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