Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY EARRLOBES GREW 3 TIMES ITS ORIGINAL SIZE OVERNIGHT!!!! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

STUPID JEWELER WHO TOLD ME IT'S GOLD THAT IS PLATINUM PLATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! I HATE HER! IT'S MADE OUTTA SOME CORROSIVE MATERIAL!!! YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL WITH THIS DEFORMITY!!!!!!! I'M DOWNING ADVIL, RUBBING ICE ON IT.. IT WON'T GO AWAY!! AND IT BURNS!!! I CAN FEEL THE HEAT BEING RADIATED OFF IT!

MY FRIEND LISA WAS LIKE.. LEMME SEE LEMME SEE LEMME SEE! AND I SHOWED HER AND SHE WAS LIKE... UGH!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! And she never lies to me!!!!! I look like DUMBO!!!

stupid jewelry stand lady.. when i come back to Toronto.. we will have a talk.. and i'll sue you for unnecessary trauma.

Meanwhile, I got some news back from the Canadian government.. i complained to the minister of foreign affairs over a Canadian/Iranian photographer who was arrested, tortured, raped and bludgeoned to death in Iran and how her case was handled.. in APRIL and they wrote me back yesterday. It seems we are having major issues with Iran... I hope they gets those assholes and burn them like probably what they did with her body to get rid of the evidence.. i fucking hate their backwards policies. Poor Ms. Kazemi.

Anyways, gotta keep pressing right?

But where is the cause of fixing overinflated sporadic deformities like mine!?!?!? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

TCHOCK

also now known as DUMBette

Thanks girls :)

The thing is at my school, it's all these kids in phys ed .. so all these athletic people go there and just intimidate everyone I think. But ur right.. I don't care what they think, I'm going there to better myself so the hell with it!

As for you two beautiful ladies, I don't think words could describe how beautiful you are.. and everyone else on Blogigo knows it too

*big hugs*

tchock