Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

Oct 20, 2005 at 06:59 o\clock

Work out!? me

Ok so every year I go to the gym perhaps twice... this is because it's quite embarassing to openly display to the world how weak I am.. and how I have no idea how to use any other machine other than the treadmill.. so all I do is run for my life for 30 mins and do some crunches and get out of there...BAM! workout for the year. at 7:30 tomorrow mornign there is a strength training session... I really need to build some upper body strength.. all the muscles in my arms must have atrophied which is why it's skinny and very weak. I need summa that fierce strength now.. grr! My legs are fine because i'm always walking or standing etc and my butt.. well.. I think I should get a butt lift or butt implants to make it look higher. Unfortunately, I don't think I could carry fake plastic  badonkadonks very well so I guess I'll have to do squats. Damn.. those hurt like a bitch.

My bf on the other hand is this super buff, six pack, lumpy armed, super fast, Soccer/Rugby star who runs circles around me ( literally). He tried to get me to go jogging with him.. he usually runs 45 mins straight.. I managed to run for 5 mins.. and the rest of the way I assumed the position of Gatorade bottle holder...man are those bottles ever heavy! DAMN! We treated ourselves with KFC and fries the next day.... that's the only time working out is good.. when you can guiltlessly indulge in the benefits. Like today, I had to walk BACK to one class to get a book I forgot there.. that means I did twice the walking.. so I bought a donut and a bag of chips. :P

OK so maybe the calories don't even out.. it don't matta. I'm going to need all the calories I can get to be strong enough to lift weights tomorrow... I really dont' want to look weak... I'm kinda scared.. I'll definitely be laughed at  :(

ulp

maybe I won't go
In any case I better head off to bed! Goodnight!