Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

Oct 15, 2005 at 17:20 o\clock

ok..... don't hate me!!

This week, after thanksgiving week, Ihad 3assignments and a midterm and thus have been doing nothing but studying my ass off.

Also I have to work and I tried blogging there but they disabled cookies ( whatever the hell that means) and I wasn't able to access my page or comment... but I want u guys to know I've been reading up.. in case u felt neglected... tchocky's luv is neverending :P

Sooooo thanksgiving was sooooo good, I had 4 helpings of everything.. my dad laughed at me, as I scraped my baby brother's left overs onto my plate.. wow.. I wish I could go home every weekend.. so much good food and I just love the city! I kinda punked off my friend Di... she wanted me to come to her house at like 12am! I was so tired when she called I said I couldn't ... but what I really wasthinkingwas... woman u must be crazy!

My brother started to watch Naruto.. a popular Japanese anime that has been edited and dubbed for little kid viewing pleasures. Mani had burnt him 100 episodes last Christmas but he never watched it because although me and my sisters have good computers, my parents keep procrastinating and his is too crappy with a crappy graphics card that he can't watch it. So I've decided to buy him a computer for Christmas... how will I manage? I really don't know but I think I'll ask my parents to cover half of it. I'm also getting him like.. the rest of the 200 episodes of Naruto that Mani didn't burn. He exaggerated and told me it took him allll day to burn the 100 episodes and made me feel bad. When really, my burner can burn that in like much less time. But then again, he has an old dvd burner.. that's what he tells me.

wow.. I'm rambling on about nothing interesting... right about now ur eyes should be glazing over in super boredom.

So! I've decided to share a list I've compiled .. my ideas on how to make extra Christmas cash before the holidays.

1) Work all midnight shifts cast off by co-workers until Christmas.

right........... so this is my least favourite one. But I suppose it's worth it to earn some Christmas cash at the expense of my courses... who needs straight A's? anything > than 50 will doooooo.... that is until my parents find out and beat me and ship me off to a strict regimental school in Korea where I will be forced to read books from 7am til 12am... *shudders*... ok next option

2) Begging

You know... you really have to hand it to those people who have managed to sucker me outta busfare consistently. I'm so naive, I give to beggars ALL THE FRICKING TIME>.. not once did I question... oh where did u get those new Nikes? new hair colouring.. new fur-rimmed winter jacket.... but yet, inspite of this new revelation, I still can't manage to turn them down.. they have the audacity to makeu feel guilty... What is a more effective way to make money than by preying on the guilt of generous people? That's the Christmas spirit!

3) Organize a bakesale fundraiser through the school.

Only I'll be forced to submit the cause of the fundraiser.. I wonder how they'll respond to Ilovetchocky's Christmas Cash Fund.. that display booth will look especially nice and cheerful next to the earthquake relief fund for Pakistan... I mean.. hello?.. even if that went through, nobody will buy my burnt cookies.. I'd have to buy all the goodies at A&P or Loblaws.. and with my business skills, I would probably end up in the hole instead of profiting at all. Damn

4) Stop all visits to and from Mani-land

shit.. this has already been implemented! It's a hard knock life!

5) Stop purchasing shoes and shirts!

this has also already been implemented.. except I sneaked a really cute shirt the other day.... I HAVE TO DEAL WITH STRESS SOMEHOW PEOPLE! CAN'T A GIRL LIVE A LIFESTYLE SHE CLEARLY CAN'T AFFORD!?!?!

6) Sell belongings on eBay...

wow so Iwent tothe site the other day and I foundalllll these shoes that I wanted.... especially these gold shoes ( MY SIZE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT) from Banana Republic that's not being made anymore... yargh!!!! I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaant! So I was thinking these people sold thousands of stuff!!! Problem is... instead of looking into how I could sell my stuff ( i don't have anything worth selling by the way, I'm sentimentally attached to all my junk and my Radiohead paraphernalia are pricesless) .... shit where was I? so instead of looking into a way to sellmy stuff, I spent an hour or so researching how I could BUY stuff off eBay. Damn. That doesn't signify a good start on how to make money.,.. infact.. I could write a best seller on how to lose money.. if people were interested in that kinda stuff...but the shoeeeeeees!!!!! I wannnnnnnnnnnnt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Merry Christmas to meeeeeeeeee!

7) Hook

hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahah.... no for real... :P

8) Sell cigarettes to minors for a profit...

hahahahhahahahhahhahaha sorry.. these are ridiculous

... am outta ideaS!!!!! Is there a money growing tree out there I'm unaware of? some interesting money making scheme? Let me know what ur all doing to make Christmas money.. more than likely I will be too busy to do it but it's interesting to know how people pay for all their gifts :)

Ok..must study probabilities now.. this is useful.. I'm calculating the probability that I will make enough money in time for christmas doing what I'm doing now.. that is, posting blogs and not studying for probabilities... I think my t-test is pointing to a converging value of ... 0 % probability!

byeeeee

ilovetchocky

so-poor-since-being-off-child-support.. from-ze-parents that is!