Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Suh (prounounced Sue)
2. babe (by mani)
3. nuna ( by my lil bro)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Kid A
2. ilovetchocky
3.  sweet_suh

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1.  ears
2. hands
3. I dunno.. torso?

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. feet!!!!
2. calves (they could be longer dammit)
3. currently: hair ( damn hairdresser)

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Korean
2.  erm... Canadian, although we're only really patriotic during Olympics Hockey
3.  I think Attilla the Hun was my ancestor .. I'm a mongol hahah

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Family getting hurt
2. Living with regret
3. Not being able to change

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS [Things]:
1. eyeliner
2. food ( i MUST have all three meals or I'll die)
3. eyebrow pencil.. dammit why am I so shallow?

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1.  track suit
2. yellow hairclaw
3. my nerd glasses

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Radiohead ( obviously)
2. Shania Twain
3. hmm.. so many here.. all old brit pop

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. No surprises (but this changes all the time with any other Radiohead song)
2. You've got a way ( and this changes with all her other songs too.. I love shania!)
3.  argh.. who can forget Creep..although I dunno if it's my fave... hmmm.. i think too hard on subjects surrounding RHead

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Independence
2. Honesty
3. Nearness

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1.  putting make up on people
2. shopping!!!!!
3. collecting Radiohead paraphernalia

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1.  Go home
2. Snuggle with Mani
3. EAt the left over pizza

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Epidemiologist
2. professor
3. Physician

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Belgium
2. Paris
3. South of France

THREE KID'S NAMES YOU WOULDN’T NAME YOUR CHILDREN:
1.Tallulah
2. Coco
3. Apple

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Eat at world renowned restaurants
2. Travel the world
3. Make my parents proud

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I love comics and anime
2. I love wearing all my bfs clothes better
3. I'm not affectionate to my significant other infront of other people at all.. and am often branded a commitmentphobe by friends and family and ex-bfs

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I love earrings and shoes and bags
2. I love shopping and all things expensive
3. I love puppies and babies

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. THOM YORKE
2. Michael Vartan
3. David Beckham
they're all from Europe and so is my current bf.. I am obviously trapped in the wrong country

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW
1. Mani

Harry Potter legal challenge next week could block film's release in Canada STEVE LAMBERT October 25, 2005 WINNIPEG (CP) - A little-known Winnipeg folk group will have a chance next week to block the Nov. 18 premiere of the new Harry Potter movie across Canada. The Wyrd Sisters, who allege that Harry Potter and The Goblet Of Fire contains a scene with a musical group bearing their name, have secured a Nov. 4 court date to apply for an injunction barring distribution of the film. The application for an injunction is part of a lawsuit the Wyrd Sisters filed in September against the Warner Brothers movie and music empire and three famous British musicians - Jarvis Cocker of the group Pulp and Jonny Greenwood and Phil Selway of Radiohead. The lawsuit alleges the musicians appear in the film under the Wyrd Sisters moniker, and seeks $40 million plus punitive damages, interest and other costs. The band's lawyer, Kimberly Townley-Smith, was unavailable for comment Tuesday. In an earlier interview, she said the Wyrd Sisters would suffer from public confusion over the name. Warner Brothers is fighting the lawsuit, saying the movie contains no reference to a "Wyrd Sisters" group. Although the company first approached the Winnipeg group and offered $5,000 to share the name, it says it eventually made the film with an unnamed musical group. "There is absolutely no name ... for the band that is playing," Warner Brothers spokesman Scott Rowe said from Los Angeles. "They are never identified by name." Rowe said Warner Brothers officials even flew to Canada last week to show the movie in its entirety to Townley-Smith in order to prove that the Wyrd Sisters name does not appear. "We have (also) submitted sworn affidavits to the court, stating that the name Wyrd Sisters is not being used either in the film or on its soundtrack," Rowe said. The legal dispute has stirred up heated debate on the Internet, with many Harry Potter and Radiohead fans calling the lawsuit a cash grab. "(The) Wyrd Sisters ought to appreciate the publicity," reads a message posted in the fan forum on The Leaky Cauldron - a website for Potter fans. "I guess they never made much money with their music, so they're trying to get rich off the fame of others." Some Radiohead fans have posted expletive-filled rants on the Wyrd Sisters' message board. Others have pointed out that William Shakespeare wrote about three witches called the weird sisters in MacBeth, while British author Terry Pratchett published a MacBeth-themed book called Wyrd Sisters almost 20 years ago. But The Wyrd Sisters have said the battle is about fairness, not publicity. "I really feel that morally we have the right to own our name and we have a right to go about our business without interference," lead singer Kim Baryluk told Chart magazine in September. The Wyrd Sisters have announced that they are set to release a new CD and launch a tour in the near future. tchocky serious-ready-to-kick-some-Wyrd-ass... not the group that Jonny and Phil are a part of

It's like the anthem for Radiohead fans.. and it's Mani's fave RHead song and I know he's been waiting for me to change it to this. Thank you www.musicvideoman.com I secretly love you with all my heart. You're the only place that has Radiohead videos... I mean.. WTF???

Anyhoo, there is this self defense course called RAD going on right now in the building I'm clerking at and everyone is asking me how to get to the A wing.. AND I REALLY WANTED TO GO. It's all these moves to defend yourself from a rapist.. and there is this dude in this huge bubble costume you get to try and beat the shit out of him. i REALLY WANTED TO GOOOOOOOO WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

that was girl number 9!!!! They keep coming! All these girls are so cute and timid.. I wish I got to see them go " HHHHAAAAAYYYYAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT U SHIT!

As for me, the ultimate paranoid android when it comes to being attacked.. I get to sit here and learn ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ... IN FACT! I'M GETTING STUPIDER BY THE SECOND.. as I direct all these girls to the course I should be taking myself! hymmph!

What a sight that would be. I haven't slept in the last 48 hours, I had a midterm this mornign the night before a big project etc etc. I thought one question took me 5 mins to jot and then I glanced at the clock and it took me 40 fricking mins! I had 10 mins to write the rest of my test.. and I couldn';t get my fingers to write. It was so hard! I was like GO GO GO but it was like screw you! And I have two projects due tomorrow that I have to theoretically do at the desk today only to have to go home at midnight and type it all in my computer cuz I need a software package for statistical analysis. Damn!

Yup so that's my life.

Oh, so to kill time, I've started watching this anime I burned for my brother ( i got the last 52 episodes (there are now actually 57..dammit.. it's like trying to keep up with fashion) that he didn't have and the 100 before that and I have to say it's the absolute most cutest show in the world. Not like suited for babies but for sure, it's so cute. I just love it. I'm turning into an anime nerd like my bf.. hahah

ohhhhh :s

Some lady just walked in here and asked me where the subway was.... me being the city girl I am looked at her like " are you joking? ur looking for a subway in kingston?" but she was talking about SUBWAY the sandwich place right beside me... oh my gosh i'm so tired

And today, I kept giving myself paper cuts! I have 5 new paper cuts all over my hands.. whatsupwiththat? Suddenly I'm losing all motor control.

someone kill me now

tchock

so-tired-cannot-open-eyes...

I miss my dad a lot. He's all the way over in Korea at my cousin's wedding.. two of them.. a male cousin on my mom's side and on my dad's side. Then, I miss my lil brother and two beautiful sisters a lot.. especially the little brother.. he's my most precious thing ever. Then I miss my friends in Toronto a lot. Namely Lisa and Dianne. They're friends I definitely know I'll have til the end. And finally I miss Mani so much. Oddly more and more as the days go on. Ithink I really need for him to be in Canada. Which is really selfish because he has aspirations in Belgium that he's dreamed of for a long time. And meanwhile, I bluntly stated to him that I'd never compromise my aspirations to be with him.. and I am selfishly wishing he'd come here... I mean, I would never be able to live with myself if he came here because I was putting the pressure on him because I don't want to find him resenting me later on. But you know, it's really tough to be away from someone you've gotten quite used to having around and like being around so much.

Like family and friends... it's so weird the sentimentality and the attachments I develop to friends, family and objects. I think I'm so weird.
Anyhoo, since I'm missing everyone else anyways,

I miss you too :)
tchocky

calming down from the bouts of PMS, enlarged earlobe syndrome and lack of chocolates

Today was my day off and I stroll.. no no.. lemme be more accurate.. i RUN into work.. without a fork to eat the dinner I prepared for tonight only to find that I wasn't working. The dude that was supposed to be working calls and says he's gonig to be late replacing me.. and I was like.. umm... well I AM the replacement.. THEN we run around look for the schedule and we find that I AM THE STUPID ONE. Then he's like.. no worries.. I was going to have dinner with my gf tonight anyways.... SO! I GOT SUCKERED INTO WORKING A SHIFT TAHT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK! YARGH!

Not only that.. but I hate frosh... stupid 17 year old first years.. I seriously want to take the pool cues I have behind the desk and wack them all upside the head. They constantly bother me with STUPID ASS QUESTIONS.. like.. can you give me the phone number to pizza pizza... I KNOW YOU GOT THE FUCKING PHONE BOOK IN THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR LOOK IT UP YOUR DAMN SELF! oR!!!! TODAY1 some girl was like.. can you transfer me to extention 35437 or whatever the hell it was... WHY DO YOU CALL ME WHEN YOU ALREADY KNOW THE EXTENSION1?!?!!?!? WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU CALL 5 NUMBERS TO GET TO ME WHEN YOU CAN DIAL THE 5 NUMBERS TO GET TO YOUR DUMB FRIEND?!!??!!?!

Another stupid girl calls me from another building and is like " can you tell me what buttons to press so I can see the last caller?:

I don't have her phone in front of me.. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW.

I tell her that she should have gotten instructions in the beginning of the year and she says she's following them but she's unable to get the number so I'm thinking she's totally incompetent and wonder how she was able to figure out a way to dial to me in the first place

Then she persists EVEN THOUGH I ALREADY TOLD HER I DON'T KNOW HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS. I tell her to ask her don but she says her don doesn't know either. So she keeps proceeding to tell me what she has been doing thus far as if I give a fuck and then I interrupt her rambling and tell her the only thing we can do at the desk is replace her old phone with a new phone if she thinks it's a problem with her phone and not her brain ( ok I left that brain bit out)

She pauses and then asks me : Well can you test the phone out to see if it works?"

Now... I don't understand how such a stupid idiot got into university in the first place. If I were to go through the trouble ( THAT' S IF! AND I DON'T FEEEEEL LIKE IT OK??)  to get the new phone, take out my own phone and check for her instead of her lazy ass switching phones and checking it her damn self, how on earth would I be able to check if I am able to see the last caller... WHEN NO ONE HAD CALLED ME ON THAT FUCKING PHONE?!?!?!?! aaaaaaaaaaah@!

So I tell her the pointlessness of that and she is just SO UPSET that I won't check for her. She let's a dramatic big pause settle between us so that I will become aware of her disdain and then she says ok bye.

Now I really hope that bitch shows up, I'd really like to see the face that matches the stupid brain.

next i love those stupid ass rich kids who are so fucking spoiled they don't understand why we don't bow to their commands.. 
 

stupid frosh: " can we sign out the other conference room?"

me: " no sorry there is only one we're authorized to sign out"

stupid frosh: " well no one is using the other conference room"

me: ( THINKING.. I DON'T FUCKING CARE ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF? I ONLY HAVE ONE SET OF KEYS TO SIGN OUT AND THAT'S TO THE OTHER FUCKING CONFERENCE ROOM YOU STUPID PRE-PUBESCENT ASSHOLE!)

         "sorry, I'm not authorized to sign it out"

stupid frosh: well can you give me the keys anyways?

me: (thinking: What the shit?!) 

        "no"

stupid frosh: looks at me confused... what is that word? mommy and daddy never used that word before

me: looks at frosh with a face that spells : F-U-C-K  O-F-F   N-O-W

You see how pleasant I am when I start my period?

No seriously, I know my school has  a rep for harbouring all those kids whose parents are some multi billionaire but when I actually talk to them, I realize that I've never before been so overcome by such a violent rage.

BAH!

Work sucks, my earlobes have calmed down a bit but that's due to the 4 pills of Advil every 6 hours to control the swelling and my cramps. I still look like Semi-DUMBO.

Hope you are all having a better day than me

tchocky

PS I love Christian Louboutin boots

WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY EARRLOBES GREW 3 TIMES ITS ORIGINAL SIZE OVERNIGHT!!!! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

STUPID JEWELER WHO TOLD ME IT'S GOLD THAT IS PLATINUM PLATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! I HATE HER! IT'S MADE OUTTA SOME CORROSIVE MATERIAL!!! YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL WITH THIS DEFORMITY!!!!!!! I'M DOWNING ADVIL, RUBBING ICE ON IT.. IT WON'T GO AWAY!! AND IT BURNS!!! I CAN FEEL THE HEAT BEING RADIATED OFF IT!

MY FRIEND LISA WAS LIKE.. LEMME SEE LEMME SEE LEMME SEE! AND I SHOWED HER AND SHE WAS LIKE... UGH!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! And she never lies to me!!!!! I look like DUMBO!!!

stupid jewelry stand lady.. when i come back to Toronto.. we will have a talk.. and i'll sue you for unnecessary trauma.

Meanwhile, I got some news back from the Canadian government.. i complained to the minister of foreign affairs over a Canadian/Iranian photographer who was arrested, tortured, raped and bludgeoned to death in Iran and how her case was handled.. in APRIL and they wrote me back yesterday. It seems we are having major issues with Iran... I hope they gets those assholes and burn them like probably what they did with her body to get rid of the evidence.. i fucking hate their backwards policies. Poor Ms. Kazemi.

Anyways, gotta keep pressing right?

But where is the cause of fixing overinflated sporadic deformities like mine!?!?!? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

TCHOCK

also now known as DUMBette

Thanks girls :)

The thing is at my school, it's all these kids in phys ed .. so all these athletic people go there and just intimidate everyone I think. But ur right.. I don't care what they think, I'm going there to better myself so the hell with it!

As for you two beautiful ladies, I don't think words could describe how beautiful you are.. and everyone else on Blogigo knows it too

*big hugs*

tchock

Ok so every year I go to the gym perhaps twice... this is because it's quite embarassing to openly display to the world how weak I am.. and how I have no idea how to use any other machine other than the treadmill.. so all I do is run for my life for 30 mins and do some crunches and get out of there...BAM! workout for the year. at 7:30 tomorrow mornign there is a strength training session... I really need to build some upper body strength.. all the muscles in my arms must have atrophied which is why it's skinny and very weak. I need summa that fierce strength now.. grr! My legs are fine because i'm always walking or standing etc and my butt.. well.. I think I should get a butt lift or butt implants to make it look higher. Unfortunately, I don't think I could carry fake plastic  badonkadonks very well so I guess I'll have to do squats. Damn.. those hurt like a bitch.

My bf on the other hand is this super buff, six pack, lumpy armed, super fast, Soccer/Rugby star who runs circles around me ( literally). He tried to get me to go jogging with him.. he usually runs 45 mins straight.. I managed to run for 5 mins.. and the rest of the way I assumed the position of Gatorade bottle holder...man are those bottles ever heavy! DAMN! We treated ourselves with KFC and fries the next day.... that's the only time working out is good.. when you can guiltlessly indulge in the benefits. Like today, I had to walk BACK to one class to get a book I forgot there.. that means I did twice the walking.. so I bought a donut and a bag of chips. :P

OK so maybe the calories don't even out.. it don't matta. I'm going to need all the calories I can get to be strong enough to lift weights tomorrow... I really dont' want to look weak... I'm kinda scared.. I'll definitely be laughed at  :(

ulp

maybe I won't go
In any case I better head off to bed! Goodnight!

It's degrading, it's demeaning, it's objectifying.. but f*** i love this song!
Turn it up, sing along..verse two is delicious


[Jamie Foxx]
She take my money when I'm in need
Yea she's a trifflin friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digga
way over town
That dig's on me

[Chorus:] (She takes my money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm Need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke niggaz (She takes my money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm need)
 But she ain't messin' wit no broke niggaz

Get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl gone head

 [Verse 1:]
Cutie the bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
With a baby louis vuitton Under her underarm
She said I can tell you ROC I can tell by ya charm
Far as girls you got a flock I can tell by ya charm and ya arm
but I'm lookin for the one have you seen her
My psychic told me she have a ass like Serena Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
An I gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz
Ok get ya kids but then they got their friends
I Pulled up in the Benz, they all got up In We all went to Den and then I had to pay If you fuckin with this girl then you betta be payed
You know why It take too much to touch her
 From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
My best friend say she use to fuck wit Usher
I dont care what none of yall say I still love her

 [Verse 2:]
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
 I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lypo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money
Should of got that insured got GEICO for ya moneeey
 If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenup
WE WANT PRENUP!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his

[Chorus:]

 [Verse 3:]
Now I aint sayin you a gold digger you got needs
You dont want ya dude to smoke but he can't buy weed
You got out to eat and he cant pay yall cant leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But why yall washin watch him
He gone make it into a Benz out of that Datson
 He got that ambition baby look in his eyes
This week he moppin floorz next week it's the fries
So, stick by his side I know his dude's ballin but yea thats nice
And they gone keep callin and tryin
But you stay right girl
But when you get on he leave yo a** for a white girl

Get down girl gone head get down Get down girl gone head get down get down girl gone head get down get down girl gone head (lemme hear dat bak)

tchocky
booty-shakin'...possibly Wednesday night at Elixir? bring ur dancing shoes!

I LOVE LISTENING TO OLD SCHOOOOOL!

Some of the songs I love are too embarassing to name but I treasure them for my own reasons...
Seriously, if you forgot what it was to be a teenager listen to some songs that played. I categorize songs by grades.. it's funny :P

stats stats stats

I just wanted to say hi to er-body. howsit goin? HOW R MY FAVOURITE HOTTIES: SHELL- BELLE, JACKY AND MEY?
For any Radiohead fans, this is kinda old news if ur hardcore and maybe news if ur not well read up but dey is workin' on a new album! i'm just excited! yay! Can't wait to go to another one of their concerts. It's high stress for me to get their tickets but when I do it's the greatest feeling ever
like drugs..
gimme mo gimme mo gimme mo

Have you all tried the new sour wine gums? If not, i highly recommend that you do.. why? Because I don't want them to EVER be taken off the market...
like drugs...
gimme mo gimme mo gimme some mo

Anyhoo, I had sushi today with Julia and ate wasabi until my nose burned off.. butchu know.. it's the only way to eat it... WAAAAAAASABI!!!
WE ARE desperately trying to control our urge to shop.. today we wanted to buy something so bad we bought these pretty colourful envelopes.. hahahahaha.. oh we're so SAD PEOPLE :(
We are thinking about going to a big city to go shopping for Christmas... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.. i know what Julia wants and there is only one left.. I better get it for her. It's a stuffed turtle.. it's so cute! and! she said: don't tell ANYONE this but I REALLY want all the dvds for XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS.. I laughed at her.. but you know I'm a closet Xena fan.. well.. more like I watched it when it was on tv and enjoyed them but I wasn't hardcore like that geek.

School is hard
Candy is too sugary
Having dreams of kissing my boyfriend's mouth
Things are streeeeessssssssful

Gonna go check out ur pages and then vamos to studyios.. I hope they're juicy.. like JUICY COUTURE.. please pleeeeeeeeeeease meeeeeeeeeee

like I please youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
tchock

WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB...i...
PS> I love George Michael, WHAM you know? the whole shabamm
but I do not love this dude who pees AND DOESN'T WASH HIS FRICKING HANDS!!!

I'm lacking motivation to do anything... no wait.. I have lots of motivation and many reasons to do something.. i think I need some sort of inspiration.

Problem is I don't know what would inspire me. My professor told us that the problem with procrastinating is that we sit there and wait to be inspired. When really, we're not going to be anytime soon so the only thing to do is juts SIT and not do anything until we are so bored with ourselves we get something down on paper .. That sounds like genius, only I'm not as old as he is and when he had to deal with this there was so internet to distract him at the desk... thanks a lot prof.. FOR NOTHING!

I have to study for my upcoming stats and bchm midterms.. you know I did a lot of thinking and I'm constantly thinking about big goals and big accomplishments and end products, end results but in doing so I tihnk I'm not paying attention to the little steps that seem insignificant but in the end just sort of morph into thta one big goal. So I've decided to block all thoughts of the future in my head and concentrate on the task at hand that will eventually get me there... which is this damn stats assignments.. ffs!

Alright... nothing else new today except i'm going to watch Elizabethtown tonight with a friend. I can't stand Orlando cheesemo Bloom but i love love love Kirsten Dunst. Can't wait!

Hope ur all having a better time than me.. oh wait.. you are! because u don't have to do stats!

tchocky

too-tired-for-all-this-shit

This week, after thanksgiving week, Ihad 3assignments and a midterm and thus have been doing nothing but studying my ass off.

Also I have to work and I tried blogging there but they disabled cookies ( whatever the hell that means) and I wasn't able to access my page or comment... but I want u guys to know I've been reading up.. in case u felt neglected... tchocky's luv is neverending :P

Sooooo thanksgiving was sooooo good, I had 4 helpings of everything.. my dad laughed at me, as I scraped my baby brother's left overs onto my plate.. wow.. I wish I could go home every weekend.. so much good food and I just love the city! I kinda punked off my friend Di... she wanted me to come to her house at like 12am! I was so tired when she called I said I couldn't ... but what I really wasthinkingwas... woman u must be crazy!

My brother started to watch Naruto.. a popular Japanese anime that has been edited and dubbed for little kid viewing pleasures. Mani had burnt him 100 episodes last Christmas but he never watched it because although me and my sisters have good computers, my parents keep procrastinating and his is too crappy with a crappy graphics card that he can't watch it. So I've decided to buy him a computer for Christmas... how will I manage? I really don't know but I think I'll ask my parents to cover half of it. I'm also getting him like.. the rest of the 200 episodes of Naruto that Mani didn't burn. He exaggerated and told me it took him allll day to burn the 100 episodes and made me feel bad. When really, my burner can burn that in like much less time. But then again, he has an old dvd burner.. that's what he tells me.

wow.. I'm rambling on about nothing interesting... right about now ur eyes should be glazing over in super boredom.

So! I've decided to share a list I've compiled .. my ideas on how to make extra Christmas cash before the holidays.

1) Work all midnight shifts cast off by co-workers until Christmas.

right........... so this is my least favourite one. But I suppose it's worth it to earn some Christmas cash at the expense of my courses... who needs straight A's? anything > than 50 will doooooo.... that is until my parents find out and beat me and ship me off to a strict regimental school in Korea where I will be forced to read books from 7am til 12am... *shudders*... ok next option

2) Begging

You know... you really have to hand it to those people who have managed to sucker me outta busfare consistently. I'm so naive, I give to beggars ALL THE FRICKING TIME>.. not once did I question... oh where did u get those new Nikes? new hair colouring.. new fur-rimmed winter jacket.... but yet, inspite of this new revelation, I still can't manage to turn them down.. they have the audacity to makeu feel guilty... What is a more effective way to make money than by preying on the guilt of generous people? That's the Christmas spirit!

3) Organize a bakesale fundraiser through the school.

Only I'll be forced to submit the cause of the fundraiser.. I wonder how they'll respond to Ilovetchocky's Christmas Cash Fund.. that display booth will look especially nice and cheerful next to the earthquake relief fund for Pakistan... I mean.. hello?.. even if that went through, nobody will buy my burnt cookies.. I'd have to buy all the goodies at A&P or Loblaws.. and with my business skills, I would probably end up in the hole instead of profiting at all. Damn

4) Stop all visits to and from Mani-land

shit.. this has already been implemented! It's a hard knock life!

5) Stop purchasing shoes and shirts!

this has also already been implemented.. except I sneaked a really cute shirt the other day.... I HAVE TO DEAL WITH STRESS SOMEHOW PEOPLE! CAN'T A GIRL LIVE A LIFESTYLE SHE CLEARLY CAN'T AFFORD!?!?!

6) Sell belongings on eBay...

wow so Iwent tothe site the other day and I foundalllll these shoes that I wanted.... especially these gold shoes ( MY SIZE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT) from Banana Republic that's not being made anymore... yargh!!!! I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaant! So I was thinking these people sold thousands of stuff!!! Problem is... instead of looking into how I could sell my stuff ( i don't have anything worth selling by the way, I'm sentimentally attached to all my junk and my Radiohead paraphernalia are pricesless) .... shit where was I? so instead of looking into a way to sellmy stuff, I spent an hour or so researching how I could BUY stuff off eBay. Damn. That doesn't signify a good start on how to make money.,.. infact.. I could write a best seller on how to lose money.. if people were interested in that kinda stuff...but the shoeeeeeees!!!!! I wannnnnnnnnnnnt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Merry Christmas to meeeeeeeeee!

7) Hook

hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahah.... no for real... :P

8) Sell cigarettes to minors for a profit...

hahahahhahahahhahhahaha sorry.. these are ridiculous

... am outta ideaS!!!!! Is there a money growing tree out there I'm unaware of? some interesting money making scheme? Let me know what ur all doing to make Christmas money.. more than likely I will be too busy to do it but it's interesting to know how people pay for all their gifts :)

Ok..must study probabilities now.. this is useful.. I'm calculating the probability that I will make enough money in time for christmas doing what I'm doing now.. that is, posting blogs and not studying for probabilities... I think my t-test is pointing to a converging value of ... 0 % probability!

byeeeee

ilovetchocky

so-poor-since-being-off-child-support.. from-ze-parents that is!

 

I'm the worst blog buddy in the history of the world!!!

I will definitely write this weekend when I am home for Thanksgiving!!!
miss u alllllllll

tchock

assignments come out of professor's asses at a phenomenal rate