Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

Mood: Manuk
Listening to: 30 second commercial

I get into these fits... these crazy up all night fits when I have a song that I want to download but cannot find anywhere! I need your help people..... *help*

Ever seen that Axe Effect commercial where this guy (that will get laid) sprays himself with AXE gets bit by a mosquito that gets eaten by a frog that gets sex, that gets eaten by an old guy that gets sex  who shortly dies after and then the worm that decomposes his body gets drunk by a guy who drinks from a tequila bottle who will eventually get sex?

You can see the commercial at this link:


http://www.theaxeeffect.com/jumpmeta/

Here is what I've managed to find out about this song:

1) it's not the genre I usualIy listen to

2) it's by some dude named Manuk and is called You give me love and may have this in brackets ( axe metamorphosis) in your search but beware of downloads only 704KB, I want the whole thing

3)I love it 

Help.. I'm so obsessive!
tchock gino-beater

Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp What You Call Him: Pa Why You Love Him: Because he's your baby daddy

Your Pisces Drinking Style If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign -- and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but you build up a mighty tolerance fast. You're an expensive date! On the other hand, you're a fabulously enchanting partner, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right person, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways, you know.Your Signature CocktailsPisces rules fresh mint, and you do love a mojito or three -- though a julep will do just as well. You also like punches, like sangria or the oh-so-aptly named fish house punch. (Pretty much anything will satisfy a Pisces in a pinch, though -- "drinking like a fish" is an idiom pulled out of the zodiac, not the deep blue sea.) You're a total chocoholic, and you love creme de cacao (and spiked cocoa).Your Celebrity Drinking BuddiesDrew Barrymore, Chelsea Clinton, Queen Latifah, Bruce Willis, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ted Kennedy, Jon Bon Jovi, Fabio

First of all, I'd like to point out that this quiz is OBVIOUSLY FLAWED AND WRONG AS ONE OF THE QUESTIONS GROUPED RADIOHEAD IN THE CATEGORY WITH JOHN MAYER.... JOHN FUCKING MAYER! YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE PUT RADIOHEAD IN WITH BIG BIRD, FRED PENNER AND YANNI ! FFS COULD ANYTHING BE MORE OUT OF PLACE?!?!?!

AND THEN HOW THE F*** IS MY SUMMER ANTHEM A STUPID COLDPLAY SONG?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

this is all wrong...... allllll WRONG!

try your luck



http://www.blogthings.com/2005summeranthemquiz/

oh and my boobies names when I submit my legal name is Abercrombie and Fitch and my usual name, it's tweedledee and tweedle dum.. I like shell's boobie's names waaaay better than my own. Shellbug, I'm going to call my boobies Love Muffins anyways.

Oh and Mani, your Japanese name apparently is
Yoshimitsu Hayashi .. but it changes every time

tchock coldplay-basher

Mood: sad to leave home
Listening to: whirring of the laptop

Toronto was FABBBBBBBBULOUS! Now I have to go back to Kingston! My mom stayed up until 3am today making me all kinds or Korean bbq so that I can eat for the next few months.. omg.. it's so great to be home. My mom, dad and brother are driving me back to Ktown and I had bought mangos cherries grapes apples and such for when they're there. I'm sad because they're not sleeping over:(

I need some money too but I really don't wnat to ask mom and dad. I need to buy myself some books and I wish my sister would hurry up and find a job and pay me back all the money she owes me.!!! I'll bet her first paycheck goes to some new shoes. But I can't blame her because there are so many cute shoes out these days!

I promised my bf that I wouldn't spend money on unnecessary things in the meantime but I already broke that this weekend! I bought TWO pairs of earrings! and I can't get two other pairs of earrings that i want out of my head! gaaah! Maybe I can sneak to the mall tomorrow before we leave!

I figure I deserve them for training the tutors for this program at the library nearby. 3 years ago, I started a tutoring program for kids ( it's free!) during the summer. In the first year, I tutored 350 hours ALL BY MYSELF! this year I have 3 tutors ( including my sister Wendy who had nothing to do this summer and I hope she takes on another job that actually brings in money). The library treats me like a royal now... and they should! all the shit I go through! pssssh! No but the kids are SOOOO CUTE! yargh!

Being in Toronto now, and having less people to miss, I really started to miss Mani. ... That's all I have to say about that in my blog :P Miss you!!

Today my father, my mother and I had a very late dinner but then this lady came to our house right before we started eating. She looked incredibly distressed and before I knew it my mom was out the door. I knew it was the same lady that kept calling my mom at the supermarket when we were there buying food for me to take back to Kingston. What had happened was, my father was supposed to go out for dinner with her husband ( it's unfair how popular my father is) and she had called my father asking my father to cancel dinner with her husband and send her husband home. My father was irritated to say the least but my father is noble and kind so he called his friend and said, you should go home to your wife tonight.. we can get together for some beer another time. So I think the husband got pissed off at his wife and decided to go out with some other friends but my father doesn't know where he is.. and i believe my dad cuz he'd never lie to me. So anyways, this lady came and my dad kept muttering.. SHE'S A CRAZY LADY! Why can't she leave him alone? Why can't a man go out and drink with his friends? and why is she preventing your mother from eating? why would your mom follow her out! ( she kept my mom in a car for like 40 mins.. my poor hungry mom! ). My mom came back berating her husband to my father but i really have to agree with my dad on this one... I think the lady is crazy.. and has she no shame to come to our house like this and prevent my mom from eating and show her face to my dad? What if my father decided to tell her husband about this?! ( which he wouldn't because my dad is cooler than cool). I would never do this!!! I have to wonder if she is really crazy or extremely shameless. If I were her husband, I think I would have retaliated in a similar fashion... and although I pity her, I really think that.. well what I had said to my father was... "dad you don't know, maybe she knows he cheats or something and why can't your friend just tell her where he is going? Why does she have to track him down like this?" but my father said, she KNEW that he was going to have dinner with my father but she pleaded with my father to cancel dinner... and that threw me off because now she's not letting him spend time with his friends and she knows it's with his friends but she's crazy enough to call them and ask them to cancel plans on him....


wow! My mom feels so bad for the lady. My father is definitely a party animal himself but my mom doesn't act strangely!! She would never track his ass down! We already knwo whwere he is.. he's gone to the same restaurant with a set of friends, guzzling down the soju and the beers.

whew.
Anyhoo, being here in toronto and having all these events happen I totally forgot to call my friend Dianne... OMG! SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!! YARGH!

I better call her tomorrow before I leave. SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME!
*scared*

So in short, I think marriages are awful, I think my dad and mom are so great, I miss Mani, I got to talk to Lisa but not Di and she's going to kill me, my sister Erica got a cool iPOD and graduated from high school with a killer average, my brother is growing like a weed and I bought him video games and am now broke majorly, and i got to eat the best foods while i was home. Not bad in 3 days.

Gotta get going!
I know y'all missed my blogs!
tchock

yargh rachelle is back from treeplanting! i have to call her!!!!