By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of
working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending
so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has
to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable
parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that
can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way!"
"And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish? But I won't," the Lord
protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so
close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?" asked the angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be
able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the
woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I
told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her
grief and her pride."
The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."
The Lord replied "And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness,
love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when
they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they
are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to
injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe
there is a better solution. They go without so their family can
have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love
unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when
their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a
birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They
grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can
heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they
care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep
turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and
ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH."
Thanks For Sharing Rick !!
