told you i had something funny for you.
Mood: tired
One Day at the Welfare Office.
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight
up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says:
"Your timing is excellent! We just got a job opening from a very
wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur bodyguard for his nymphomaniac
daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply
all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You
will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bull shittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight
up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says:
"Your timing is excellent! We just got a job opening from a very
wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur bodyguard for his nymphomaniac
daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply
all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You
will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bull shittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
