Time passes but stupidity sticks around for tea!

Mood: reflective
Listening to: The little voices in my head...are you one of them

I was sitting here reading my page and realized you folks have no fucking clue who or what i am.

27 year old that loves her 3 yr old daughter hates snow loves raspberries hates liars loves matching underwear hates chiropractors (not him though) loves funny boycut underwear with funny sayings(ie chix dig mullets!!) hates the word clusterfuck loves the word fuck hates australian wrestlers that dump me for their own first cousin love my flair for the dramatic hate KARMA (cuz it always tracks my ass down) love travelling hate those who travel more than me love working hate working

i must go back to work......to be continued........

Mood: Disbelief
Listening to: MY NEW FUCKING BAD KARMA POD!!

Well email read and no response so with that he was gone.....needless to say im bummed out but hey life goes on and then some.  I got a strange visit from the millionaire yesterday.  The night before last he had front row tickets to the Stones and he knows i love em, so naturally i was his first choice.  My little one was sick so my ability to go was shredded, well that and i didnt want to give him the impression of wanting to date.  Well needless to say he showed up yesterday with a concert t!! AND>>>>a fucking IPOD NANO?!! wow.  Naturally i told him i couldnt accept it but he overly insisted and said if i couldnt see the stones live i might love to be able to take them everywhere.  I graciously thanked him......BAD KARMA ALARM!!  well so ya i take a 300 buck gift and end up paying out 300 clams!! How is that you ask?  well i had a g-2 exit roadtest booked for yesterday (long story, my other g2 expired when i was in australia and i renewed and just never got around to going for g) anyway i get to the test centre and find out i have been driving with an expired licence for a whole fucking month....how you ask...speeding ticket.....BLAST YOU MTO!!  anyway off to the courthouse to pay the hundred and sixty five for the ticked off to the MTO to pay the one fifty to reinstate my licence and now i have to find out if i can do my g-2 test or if i have to go all the way down to g1 again(one hundred and fifty clams).....hahah i laughed while i handed over the cash KARMA GOT ME....but i did find it strange that none of the places i went actually physically took my licence from me......strange.....that and they all knew i drove to each place SUSPENDED!! WEIRD!  Anyway i was feeling a bit odd last night and than came RING RING...it was a guy that my friend was trying to set me up with.  She called me last Tuesday from his phone trying to set us up for last night.  I couldnt go cuz Liv was sick but he called and was like 'Is it weird that i saved your number and called you?' well no i didnt think it was i thought it was pretty bold so i accepted a date with him.  Neato!  and hey my karma must be rising because this morning i went to get coffee and a friend of mine was there...he bought all the coffee and doughnuts!  mind you i tried to buy his first but it almost became a Royal Rumble so i backed down......

Lets see if the rest of the day is as exciting!

Mood: Strangely giddy
Listening to: the sound of this overly clicky keyboard....

Okay here comes the drama train into the station.....i followed plan and no email....strange though he sent me one yesterday.  The last email i sent him i ended with PS-strange yet unknown fact, i am terrified of chiropractors as some would be afraid of clowns, i wonder what that will amount to in the future.  Well he read the email the day i sent it and that was that or at least i thought......yesterday i get  'good luck with your book and stay away from circus clowns....i mean chiropractors'  WHAT?!  WTF?  oh well in the spirit of being me and not letting a dead horse die....I sent a non chalante how the fuck are ya have a good day and PS-did you mean the last email literally, im a chick and can somtimes be dense:)  ya well this morning i get a repeat of the email ''good luck with your book and stay away from circus clowns....i mean chiropractors'  Well then i got the big ol fuck you!!  I actually laughed cuz honestly there is definately some if not all humour in it!  Again ladies and gents i didnt let it lie and sent him '

HAHAH well i guess your curiousity got the 

best of you.....anyway not sure what 
i did in the last few days to piss ya off

and hey obviously no explaination is 
warrented (though would be cool)so thanx for the honesty and

hope everything works out great for you and we arent any worse

off then a couple of months ago before we knew eachother.   

take care, comb yer hair, always wear clean underwear 

(or none at all!)
Trish
ps- im a woman i always have to get the last word :) 

(damn you cut and paste you never work right!)

I definately dont think i will hear from him again, but hey he was 

great fun and i hope things work out great......even after a shark 

maims him!!  Okay i take it back i am a bit bitter but still think the 

whole damn thing was fucking funny n'est pas?

Mood: fun fun fun whee
Listening to: Frank sinatra....no lies i tell ya its relaxing

Okay so lets say that a few days can make a difference.  Last you all read i was email free and frustrated...not to mention crazy!!  anyway i had fired off email #2 to him and my confirm tag said it was read....again no response.  i went to bed and about 20mins of trying to sleep/brooding i got an epiphany...the equivalent of the drunken phonecall....the angry email.

" I warned you that I am an unfan of the untruth and that I don't have any shame in my game.  I surreptitiously shoot from the hip and at the moment my gun is smoking.  In the future if you do not wish to be contacted keep hold of your email address.  Case in point I did not ask for it you quite ceremoniously offered it.  Now don't get me wrong, I understand that you are of distant locale and with that understanding I went forward.  I sir took it for no more than what it was.  I would be lying if I said that I didn't find you charming and intriguing, that, and I would also be lying if I said I did not wish to speak to you again.....hence the emails.  Drew, quite honestly I am definitely a fan, but I too have limitations.  I take being blanked to heart and I think that you mistook my emails as a way of caging and branding you.  I am far more basic than that.....I email because I like your humor and wit, I find you cunning and quite provocative.  I did not go out that night to meet anybody and wasn't prepared especially to meet anybody like you (meant in a good way I assure you).  I also cant say that I didn't find that Thursday night memorable and something to which I will hold to measure (and possibly file away in the spank bank...you didn't think I could stay this serious for too long now could you?)  Anyhow here it is in black and white.....Intriguing and sexy yes...well mannered, no but I cant say you didn't warn me.  Your choice to keep in contact, and quite honestly if you dont, then i am no worse off than 5 mins ago when i started right? "

4mins later i had mail!  He pulled the whole i was busy...blah blah.  Now i am a fan of 'he's just not that into you' and believe if he wants to talk to you he will....but hey lets see what the future holds. i havent emailed since the 22nd so i plan to go email free for 2 weeks.  god i hate the games we all resort to, but lets for entertainment sake see if it works!!

ciao for now

Mood: giddy
Listening to: Billie Holiday YET AGAIN!!

Okay so today was a day of revealations!  One of them was that i am a fucking rockstar!!  another was that my feet smell far worse than the average human!  Hey who said being above average at somthing was always a good thing?! I am having a pumped day....I realized that my friends would never lie and they all agree i am a rockstar.  I have the ability to attract men (the good the bad and the ugly) and live the life of the soapstar....i never did tell ya'll about the guy i dated when i was a sports entertainment wrestler that left me for his own cousin did i?  Well you get the jist of the story.....but yeah i realized strange things are what im all about.  Never like to be boring and yet again the circle starts :)  Australia here i come! Looks like i will be spending my 28th birthday downunder now just to find a man to spend my birthday with who is willing to hang out in my downunder HAHAHA okay im lame :)

THE PLANTIFF: Surfer #1

THE DEFENDANT: Surfer #2

WHAT HAPPENED: Two surfers went to court after one allegedly stole the other surfer's wave.

THE VERDICT: The case was dismissed after court officials found it impossible to put a monetary value on the wave.

And i thought i was a weirdo!!

Mood: Understanding
Listening to: Boney M (fo real!)

Well i have finally forgiven myself for being such a dork but hey every road is a learning experience right?  What did i learn.....well complicated broken down into simple would be to say that time will take its course and if i am meant to see or be with sombody then it will happen.  I have to stop trying to make things happen in that department.   I guess its fair to say what goes around comes around and i wouldnt want to have anyone do that to me, though i would find it pretty funny.....

Anyway my manuscript is going wildly well and all these little 'glitches' have shown up in my writing.....tres hahaha.  You guys are living it day by day but hey who knows maybe you will get to watch it one day!!  I think today i will clean my house and be happy about it! (or not!)

OMIGOD did you know that KC and the Sunshine band were white?  Boy oh boy i was shocked....strange but true!

Keep Rockin

Mood: kinda relieved
Listening to: Drunken lone rangers with incoming farts hahah

Okay so ya nothing different, no email and im sure he thinks im nutty as do i!!  I have made a valid realization...i am a ringtone whore!!  I have downloaded many a ringtone....from the drunken lone ranger theme (killer funny) to incoming farts yep a real party classic...guess i wont be carrying that badboy around much hahah

anyway i am going to see the wedding crashers alone!! actually i am kinda stoked about the ordeal.  i have decked myself out to take myself out on a date...im sure i will be taking myself to bed later ;) HAHAH man im funnaaay!  well off i go to the show

Humans are the only species on earth that have face-to-face sex.

chowda

Mood: reflective
Listening to: Cowboy Troy the 6'5" black wrapping cowboy!!

Ok so the Dog was just as exciting this time around.  We got there at quarter to 11 and only pulled the lineup for about 10 mins. Veddy strange.  Anyhow i spent the first few mins working on my best seductive gaze.....now naturally i am not a 'gazer' but the girls and i were debating the worth of it.  Well i made eye contact with 4 men......and nothing.  finally i said fuck it and went up to the bar for a pepsi.  i tried my damndest to squeeze in between some girl and some musclehead.  I decided i was going to throw caution to the wind tonight and chat him up.  'Scuse me sir but if you dont move yer arm so i can order i will be forced to armwrestle you into submission!'  honestly i think i shocked the shit out of him but he smiled.  Andre and i had a great 5 min chit chat and for fear of being locked into a whole night of one new friend i broke away and back to the girls. As soon as i approached our perch i literally ran into another man.  How about i just give names, how i met the and the outcome.

Myles-bumped into him and we started a chatup he thinks i am a milf and wanted my #

Tyson- a friend of Myles whom also asked for my number and bet that i would date him first (neither are in the running)

Quinn-the dancefloor rubmiester i came i danced i got rubbed up against and begged for my number

Tyler-the shortest man i ever met and the only man supposedly not out for pahnooney

Quie-He and i watched a chick with rythm like an epileptic dance and proceeded to dance ourselves.  he is a mechanical engineering student studying for his phd- he wants to do dinner

Brian-one of the 'stupids' looks like Stiffler and acts like him too.  Has already called me for a date to which i think i may ignore the call

Johnson-again another one of the 'stupids' decides he wants to marry me on the spot

Carmine-aka white shirt loser- a guy that assumes i will buy him a drink and when i decline gives me a dirty look and tells me to go fuck myself, to which i inform him i would do a better job than he would anyway.  he follows me around for the rest of the night

Brian#2-Brian works for Benson and Hedges.  Not the best looking guy but really sweet and definately bold....

Gorgeous George- Actually his name is Jeff and happens to be the first guy i scoped out when i got there...he called me today

there were 6 other guys that i cant remember the names of......

needless to say it was a wild night and i had no qualms with walking up and talking to anyone, but i missed Drew and was honestly hoping that he was lying and i would run into him........but i guess not

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Mood: peaceful and excessively conditioned in the hair department
Listening to: pussycat dolls

Okay so i am sitting here with a wal mart bag on my head.....sorry folks just deep conditioning not trying to end it all....big night planned with the girls, god i need it.  I have to normalize myself i have been such a fucking zombie these days.  No guy has ever made me this retarded....honestly i have driven home and not remembered the ride, but i can remember exactly what he smelled like......

I had a convo with Nathalie yet another tragic love story teller.  I had the animated version of my Drew encounter (by the way thats his name....i would tell ya his last name but sadly i dont even know it hahahah)  it made me realize that the truth is quite simple, if it was meant to be it will happen, his family lives here and maybe our paths would cross.  I am usually too busy trying to cross sombodies path to realize that i am going about it all wrong.  Oh i have never been elusive but bingo bango i have been so wrapped up in Drew that i inadvertently have been elusive to richy rich and mike...and now the chase for them is on!!

ahh yes mike.  This guy and i are attracted to eachother in a crazy way...we hooked up and i thought i had found a boyfriend and he figured it was just fun......my first real wake up call about this kind of thing.  i was bitter for a bit and it really got to me but we remained friends and hung out not repeating that night well until almost on Sunday of last weekend.....but it was different, normally i would have been like wo he is so into me...i was too busy thinking about drew that mike wasnt what i wanted so i didnt take....the next morning we drove back from Sauble beach without barely a word...for the two hour drive....i didnt contact him.   he contacted me last night over msn....i thought it was the same ol thing so i thought i would pick his brains about men and players over msn....strangely he was all of a sudden busy....so i asked him out for coffee...he said he needed air and he would talk to me later...well i think somthing for him has changed....too bad its too little to late.  

god life is crazy eh, one minute you want somthing and the next what you want is change....

Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.

Mood: Shoppy shopperton
Listening to: Big butts by the ol sir mixalot....word to the big soul sistas!

Ok ya so on day numero 3 of the non email strike.....looks like i might actually hold out.  I am stumped though...am i really asking too much.  Honestly i only want to be loved to within an inch of my life with the ability to not have to look stunning every minute and be forgiven on the days i wear the skanky granny panties when needed.  I guess its just one of those things where i also dont really want sombody livin in my apartment cuz i love to sing in the shower dance in my undies (yep even the skanky ones) and read my emails in the buff....and maybe even maybe write a blog or two sans civilian ;) 

So it was pretty sad on the man front.....the most man talking i had was to poor Shaun at the AMEX call centre when my terminal went down.  Not to discount the hour we were on the phone, but i just dont see a love connection in a conversation that ends in 'Is there anything else I can do for you, have a great day and thanks for calling american express...' honestly i feel sorry for the poor schmuck.....he probably ends every convo with that....love you honey and thanks for calling my phone have a great day.  I would hate to have such a repetative job....i had a friend once (true story) who was a casino dealer.  Well anyway you know how they always have to 'clear' their hands with the cameras after dealing with cash....well she started doing it everytime she touched money.  Waiters and cashiers thought she was a bit wonky (which i must admit she was)  she looked like she had tourettes with all the hand flippin she did...

Speaking of money, dying for some retail therapy as regular therapy is way to friggen expensive....ciao for now

The word "pornography" comes from the Greek meaning the "writings of prostitutes."

Mood: chillaxed thanks to kit kat
Listening to: traveller in time by uriah heap...dont knock it till ya hear it

Ok so as days go, nicely, this one fucking sucked!  I worked what posterior i had off and still worked more afterward.  Good fucking lord the savagery of it all!  Anyhow i have decided to play the game.  Oh yes the game.  We all know the game.....ok wait, i was away from school the day the game was taught so here i am lollygagging my way through.....Still undecided whether or not mr the man even remembers who i am....unsure if the email he provided is valid and not quite willing to see if it is by trying it....i know i know big ol 10-4 in the dork department.....instead of that lets call it an experiment....as the norm is to wait for 3 days to call, i insist on waiting 7 to email.....clever yes cunning yes motivated NO hence the reason Karen and I have a TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR bet that i cant do it.  I have the money in an envelope with her name on it already......trust me i know myself well  oh well damn hell look at that a fucking smiley thingamadinger.  wow they make these bloggy things oh so hi tech now.  I still remember the days of doogey howser when the show wrapped up with the computer diary.....way to go blazin the trail there neil patrick harris.....hows about doin us all a favour and shortening yer name.....you are a grown man now doogster!!  anyhow as time wears on and things change im sure mr whosamadidme will fade out....speaking of fadeouts Richy Rich called tonight.  For those of you who are new to my little soap opera, i dated this man briefly a couple of months ago.....he was much older and wildly rich (porche, escalade, mercedes sl500amg,ferrari, mercedes sl500 reg, and a smart car)  along with that his personality sucked fucking rocks.  Picture it, all was good in the hood and then BLAMMO his ex (runner up Miss Germany 2002) decides to make a visit.  Now folks i totally understand how far fetched this all seems but beleive me as the sun rises and underwear falls its all damn well true true true.  Anyhow exy wexy shows up and he ignores me for 2 weeks.....the day before the rocket scientist leaves i get a hey how the hell are ya call.......WTF!!??  Okay bud hows about you take yer millions roll each one up into a wad and stuff them snuggly up yer backside.....wait save one wad to buy yerself a personality with a side of manners k sweety.  Anywho for the last 6 weeks it has been icescent texting msning and emailing......i was politely busy at all times......wow last week he msned me and told me how cool it would be to take me on a long car trip and if we could survive that we should get married........rich yes, dilusional DEFINATELY!!  anyway im sure we aint seen the last of him.........anyway back to the email thingy.....yep its a game....i cant even say why we all insist on playing games but hey it seems like the right thing to do today.....dont worry in two weeks i will see the error of my ways....dont hesitate to guide me back to this sane post as a reminder when i crash and burn.....nighty night happy reading

People who drink coffee are less likely to commit suicide than people who don’t.

Mood: reflective
Listening to: bon jovi (rock on hairmetal)

GOOOD MORNING!!.....if you couldnt tell, that was sarcasm!!  Its pissin down today and i have an endless day of doggy brazilians to perform (yep im a dog groomer....or a canine aesthetic engineer hahah fuck i am a dork) anywho looks like another long drawn out 9-9er.......ooooh i hate work but i also hate being supported and staying home.....for now you can see my dilema.  I think the girlies and i are going to have another saturday out...god i need it!!  I am having a hard time not thinking about whosamadidme and i cant help but to wonder if he thinks about me.....or is he in the next leg of the journey?  With all the travelling he does im jealous....not of who  hes doing, but what hes doing in general.  It take alot of nut fortitude to just pick up and go.  I spent many years looking forward to doing the same....land in a country,work to make enough to take off again.....i hate staying in one place too long, but alas, here i am 27, 3 year old daughter in tow.  As much as i would love to just take her along while she is young enough, im sure my ex (her father) would object.....so now i need to bide my time.

 

The Bible, the world's best-selling book, is also the world's most shoplifted book.

Mood: I am such a hairmetal whore i love that shit

Ok so back to my one and only wild adventure..........

So the weekend passes and his final day here is approaching so i actually crossed my fingers (only once i swear) that he would call me.  Now of course all of you womens lib folks are rolling yer eyes and pulling the 'Boy is she ever deluded' shit.  Well sorry to disappoint but he DID call and we planned to get together Monday.   Ahhh yes so dont even think t'hat i didnt do every single prepping routeen under the sun (i was hoping it wouldnt go unoticed right down to the down down preppin).  its funny we are both following the typical rules.....you know the ones....2-3 day calling periods, nonchalant phone calls and oh so many um yas.....

Back to dads house.  Now right here is where i fuck up the rules.  Instead of leanin to the aire of mystery (which was my plan) i sadly couldnt resist my urges.  Ya it was frantic and wild but totally worth every heart pounding second.  Kudos to him as he was able to deliver a favourable performance even with my intentional 3/10'er.  Now this is where my rules get fucked up.  Normally a girl wants to blow a mans socks off (amongst other things) but in my case i knew he was leaving and intended to see what he was made of.............now that i know i demand a 'screw over'.  Ahhh the infamous screw over....the road re-test.  Here in my mind i was thinking that i would get my needs met and give the ol fuck you have a great flight....boy was i a dork! Now instead of saying wow cool in and out of the sack i am sure i am officially the low score on the card....meh i guess its one of those things you learn as you go right.  Needless to say i really like this guy not only in that 'boy i like that guy cuz i nailed him' actually i was completely enthralled by almost everything he was about.  Funny sexy cool.......very 'Swingers'.  Oh well he's back in a year and mark my words he is going to get the what for somthing fierce next time i see him.

OH ya.....ladies heres yer come away lesson....even if you want to give it up, hold out for a bit longer.  I quickly noticed the tenderness of thursay had worn by monday....he so knew he had it......my fault whoopsi.  Oh well like i said at least i DIDNT work that hard :)

Approximately 55% of movies released are Rated R.

Listening to: My perogative

Just an observation.......does anyone notice that some weblogs are people just being completely fake as a tanning bed?  Most of the blogs have a very Seinfeldesque feel where people are trying to qustion why the sky is up and the sidewalk is cracked...very astout.....yet boring.  My advice, write like nobody's reading......dont be afraid to say exactly whats on your mind or share every color, taste or sensation.  People are all about details, but as it pertains to others is what makes this whole spillin our guts thing way more fun.  How much fun is it to read a secret diary because very personal thoughts are there?  See ya'll around.......................

The name for Oz in "The Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."

Mood: Zaney
Listening to: Bee Gees (i kid you not) dont tell my friends k

Would you like some sugar in your tea?  How about a bit of 'wo you dumb shit' no? then i see there is no pleasing you....

1-2 reached for my shoe 3-4 we were on the floor 5-6 you get the damn point.  Still not sure if i am feeling liberated or stunned.  Well how do you fuck up a one night stand? Ahhh yes you think with yer head instead of yer pahnooney.......

REWIND

August 27-It was a 'right night' as in everything was....damn i looked good and i was out with the girls.  We were mean (in the wo we rocked the place kinda way).  After breast bar buffing and hepatitis in a cup (aka nuts and bolts) distribution, i decided that the washroom was definately the next stop on the tour.  After a sachey and flushay i figured the gals just couldnt do with my absence any longer.  As i strolled the south end of the bar i was accosted oh yes accosted by one of those close steppin armgrabbers (whom i now adore :) )  yep he was fun alright, but wo what he had in tow was what i wanted in a mad way.  This fine form of male...light hair, light skin, body (well trust me you will know...) and a smile that wo!  Immediatly we hit it off as we had the same penache for observing other peoples um shortcomings.......i of COURSE played it cool and didnt paste myself to his pantleg for you see ladies I dont roll that way.  We crossed paths a few more times during the night and made many a wager of how many times his poor boy would get shot down (i think he still owes me money on that one!).  The night closed off with a digit exchange of the fun kind.  Now funny enough, never ever had i exchanged my phone number with a man in a bar EVER!  Somthing pushed me to it..... As i exited i immediately texting telling him it was okay to miss me already ;) to which he described his need for friction to say the least hahahah.  THE NIGHT ENDS

 

The sun rises and during my jam packed morning beep beep text time...'stopped rubbin it, my boy kept me out till 6 and still didnt get action'  hmmmmm from the text i not only noticed that they were action schoonin and hey he didnt wait the manditory 3 days......dont care what he will say on his end, i got to him :)  after a couple short yadda yadda texts he actually phoned me.....just as funny the next morning hmmm good sign.  With that there was a signed sealed agreement to meet up that week.....

DATE NIGHT!!

Zippity zap i was on my way....to um his dads place? uh ohhhhhh BANG heres the twist ladies and gents, this fine fine man is so not local..... nope not a basement dwelling video gamer (score!!)  Born and raised of our fine Canadian soil but chooses to reside in New York, um or St. Louis, or San Diego um hows about Australia......yepper he's a high class panhandler....just shittin ya, in fact he is a locum Chiropractor.  Back cracks on the go.......t hee and all that junk.  FO REAL i kid ya not. Honestly when i have asked men what they do for a living i think this one has topped the obscure list.  But on his behalf he tried to one up himself and tell a few broads he was a lion tamer (ok he takes tigers too HAHA)

The funniest part of this whole thing is that i know that some of you ladies are out there reading this and KNOW who im talking about HAHA.  Oh well if you see him, tell him i say hi!

Anyway back to pops place.  We decided to beer it up on the back patio, as you see, daddy was not home...darn it all!!  Now this situation was unique in the fact that normally i am pretty guarded and try to make a decent fir-second impression.  Uh but today would be different...i chose the lounger and with one arm arched over my head and one on my beer, we discussed life, love, religion and whatever else tickled our fancy.  I knew that he wasnt a permanent fixture so it was okay to be completly ungarded and myself (right down to the groundshattering belch)

IT GETS COLD

After a potty party i emerged the the surprise of a legitimate hug of the bear kind.  Oh how i kid you not, pee, flush, wash BANG hug!!  He proceeded to tell me that i 'looked like i needed that'.  Trust me at that point i was about to pull out my granola and kumbihya my ass outta there but hey, maybe he was right...the party carries on down into daddy's basement...seperate couches of course....well to begin with.  It really wasnt all that long until he and i made a mad mochery of that poor loveseat..... Do you ever get that moment when a man kisses you that you just realize that he really enjoys it?  Well this man was a kissing masieh i tell ya i was weak everywhere....he must have sensed that because all of a sudden with my legs wrapped he was making the 30 yard dash, face locked across the basement (now 3 legged races are NOTHING compared to this feat!).  Gently placed on the bed we kissed, fondled and touched all while breathing eachother in.  It truley was intoxicating.  I was so excited and was fully enveloped in every move he made.  He kissed every exposed peice of me and devoured every moan.  He lightly edged my shirt up and placed his bare chest against mine.....you could feel every pulse and we stared eachother down while warming our cores.  He ran his hand down my hair, cheek, neck and shoulder, he kissed my forehead and we layed entangled there just.......

oh you so didnt think it would stop there

after a brief nap he cupped my chin in his hand and pulled my eyes up to his, he kissed me long and deep with the persuasion of an army. 

Oh i wanted him, all of him, but he wouldnt know that....tonight.

3AM-home finally snug in my bed with a phone to my ear and a well wish of goodnight from Casenova.

To be continued.....(u didnt expect me to give it up all at once..)

According to statistics, Australian women are most likely to have sex on the first date.