Mental restlessness

Jan 25, 2006 at 01:21 o\clock

Top 10 things that you DONT like.

Out of 1000 people in france these were the top 10 of frights:

1. Snakes.
2. Vertigo.
3. Spiders.
4. Rats.
5. Wasps.
6. Underground parkings.
7. Fire.
8. Blood.
9. Obscurity.
10. Crowds

Jan 24, 2006 at 01:36 o\clock

Humour us.


 The only case of animal humour that was recorded by scientific journals was a strange case brought in by Jim Anderson, primatologist at Strasbourg university. This scientist was assigned to Koko, a gorrilla that had been innitiated to sign language. One day, a person asked Koko what colour a white towel was, he replied by doing the "red" gesture. The person repeated the question waving the towel infront of the Koko, but the latter kept on telling him that the towel was red. The human didn't understand why the gorrilla was making this mistake and started to lose his patience. Koko reached for the towel and showed the human a little red border on its edge, then proceeded into what the primatologists would call the "game mimic", this means that it lifted its lips, showed its teeth, widened its eyes... could this have been a sign of humour?

:D

im not sure but it makes me laugh thinking about it! silly human!

Jan 24, 2006 at 01:17 o\clock

What would you do for a promotion?

 Towards the end of the XIXth century in Bretagne (Britany), the sardine canning industries were infested with rats. No-one knew how to get rid of these little animals. Cats couldnt be used as they would have much prefered to eat the immobile sardines to the elusive rodents.
 Someone came up with the idea to sew the butt of a living rat with horse hair. Incapable of ejecting any of his food, the rat, still eating, went into a frenzy because of its pain. It transformed itself into a mini-predator, a real terror to all of its mates which it hurt and chased away.
 The worker who accepted to accomplish this horrible task received a wage increase and a promotion to "contre-maitraisse". However to the other workers in the sardine factory, the "rat butt-seweress" (men couldnt sew at the time... or even now for that matter) was a traitor because as long as one of the workers accepted to sew the rats' butts, this repugnant pratice would keep going on.

Jan 24, 2006 at 00:42 o\clock

Epimenide's paradox


"This sentence is a lie."

 This constitues Epimenide's paradox. Which sentence is a lie? This one. If i say that it's a lie, I tell the truth. So it's not a lie, its the truth. The sentence doesnt have an ending... its neither wrong nor right...

Jan 23, 2006 at 00:48 o\clock

The birth of death.

Death was born precisely seven hundred million years ago. Up until then, life was limited to single-cell organisms. Under this type of organism the cell's life was infinite since it was able to reproduce identically forever (we can still find traces of these single-celled "entities" in the coral reefs).
 One fine day, two cells met, communicated, and decided to work together. This gave birth to multi-celled entities. Simultaneously death made its apparition.

How are the two related???

 When two cells wish to associate with another, they are forced to communicate and this in turn leads to a distribution of tasks so as to be more efficient. They therefore decide that both of them shouldn't bother to digest food, one of them will spot the food and the other will digest it.
 So in consequence, the more the concentration of cells grew, the more they became specialized in the specific task they handled.The more they became specialized, the more each cell became weaker.
 This weakness kept growing until the cell lost its immortality. And so death was born. Nowadays, when we look at another person we should see a huge amount of cells extremely specialized and that communicate incessantly.
 Our eye cells are very different from the cells in our livers... the first ones tell our liver that they can see a warm dish and therefore the second ones start producing bile much longer before the dish comes into the mouth. In the human body, everything is specialized, everything communicates, and therefore everything is fragile and mortal.

 The necessity of death can be explained in an other way. Death is indispensable to insure the balance between species. If a multi-cellular species was immortal, they would continue to specialize until it would become so efficient that it would compromise the perpetuity of all other life forms.
 A cancerous liver cell permanently produces new pieces of liver without taking into consideration the other cells who are telling it that its not necessary to produce any more. The cancerous cell has the ambition to regain its old immortality and that's why it kills the whole organism... It's similar to a player in a rugby team that never passes, everything around him/her crumbles...
 The cancer cell can be called an autistic cell, thats why it's dangerous. It reproduces constantly, and, in its crazy search for immortality, it kills everything around it.

Morality:  Those who care only about themselves do irreparable damage to the world around them... this is prolly the oldest morality in the world!

Jan 22, 2006 at 23:58 o\clock

today is another day...

Mood: read entry you'll find out.

 Before i start this entry i'd like to apologise to myself for not having posted... well... not having posted anything at all in the past months. On a good day i'd try and make up an excuse for this lethargy but TODAY im in an honest mood (only today i promise) and therefore i have to confess that i havnt written because i've been lazy. I'm sorry. I intend on making it up to myself by posting an entry today. hurrah for me.