Mental restlessness

Mood: destructive

How to make a world and destroy it world in 10 easy steps:

1- BOOM!!!
2- Start with gas, water, rock.
3- Add some life and let it simmer for a couple hundred thousands of years.
4- Once life has matured and developd into intelligent life, allow them to understand fire.
5- Let develop for another couple thousand years.

6- Once your intelligent animals are smart enough, enable them to invent religions.
7- Let simmer.
8- After another few hundred years, they'll start to develop weapons to destroy themselves easier.
9- Remove important fuels in the world little by little and watch the results.
10- The animals should have reached maturity by now and they will be smart enough to develop even more powerful weapons. At which point return to stage 1.

Mood: i feel happy, oh so happy, i feel happy, and witty and.... wait, leave out that last part.
Listening to: californiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

So here i am again with nothing to say. I've been told that if i just start the ideas are going to start flowing in but to be honest nothing's hapnin!!!!

 Lets start with my day.
Today was the best day of the week since its sunday i got to sleep in (woohoo) and in the afternoon i went shopping for a new suit. I wonder how women can be so happy spending so much money on clothes. I dont know why but i just dont see the good points of going out shopping for a whole day and splashing a crazy amount of cash... but that's a different matter altogether.
 
 So today i went shopping for a suit with my parents (awww) and bought this really sweeeeeeeeeeeeet tommy suit. I didnt know buying clothes could make you this happy... its not the first time i've owned a suit or anything but this one is so nice................ omg, its turned me into a woman.

 Jokes aside i'm the kinda guy woman hate to take shopping. I whine about the time we're taking to chose which shoes goes best with that particular kind of eye liner, but i also dont give a damn what they want to buy me.
E.x:

gf: hey do you like this shirt?

me: yeah whatever, lets take it and go...

gf: what do you mean "whatever"??? do you like it or not?

me:  its alright...

gf: so that's a no then?

me: it's alright.... are we done? the rugby's on...

gf: who cares about the rugby?!?!?! do you want to watch rugby in ur boxers when you have nothing left to wear????

me: (thinking "well to be honest thats just the way i like to watch it") no darling...

gf: ok, then do you like the shirt???

me: yes.

gf: *throws the shirt down, marches on* ok that's it you're just a baby lets go!!!

me: but what about the shirt???

gf: oh dont you start!!!!

me: (thinking "i liked that shirt" )

The rest of the day is miserable and only solved once you buy your loved one a gift of equivalent value...
That's it.
tomorow, the girl's point of view.
cheers
mani

Today is me and my gf's 9month anniversary

I love her to bits and can't believe that she's been able to stay with me for so long, i'm quite the character you see...

 

 Anyhoo this shout out is to my lovely gf that i absolutly adore. Tweety, this is for you! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWA!!!

So i've just come back from work broken, beaten, and in a state of general "weirdness". I dont know why, but sometimes you look around you at what's going on in the world and realise that us humans are quite silly animals.

 Let me try to explain myself.

 People are starting riots infront of a conference for poverty.... What are they so angry about since they dont even know what's going to hapn? What's the point of fighting for no cause?

 People are blowing up innocents in London.... 6 bombs detonated by cell phone, around 50 dead, what is the point in the knowing very well that there must have been at least 1 muslim, hindu, shintoist, christian, catholic, protestant, atheist, etc... person on board of the subway or bus that they tried to blow up.

I dont understand us humans,
we can create such things as art and music,
yet we manage to make things such as bombs and guns.
We're a weird creature...

Its been a while since i havnt written anything in my blog and to those faithful followers of mental restlessness sincerly apologise. The cause for my empty blog is really nothing but laziness really... also the fact that i really dont have anything to rant about.

I refuse to try and bull my way through a page of blogging and therefore i'll try and find something remotly intresting to talk about..............
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OK, after a couple of hours of deliberation and rumination i have decided to write the shortest and bestest version of pride and prejudice. For starters, let us spawn some old posh english names enhanced by a tint of modern ones... ok alot of bad modern language. :D

Mr. Darcy therefore becomes:  Digital Darcy Fresh.
Mr. Wickham becomes: Ice Master Wickham G.
Elizabeth Bennet: Lisa B to da T
Lydia Bennet: Fine Lydie Ass Bennet (a.k.a FLAB)

Right. Now that then names have been dealt with lets tell the tale of:

PRIDE AND PREDJUDICEZ.
So there was dis bitch called lisa b to da t, she dreamt as every fit bitch does, to get married. As she was comin close to a next birthday she started to fink dat she was destind to stay alone all a life and therefore started to borrow up on da idea of marriage. Oweva she thun met ice masta wickham g and thought dat he was a serious piece of meat. As dey started bangin, ice masta wickam g put da moves on lisa b to da t and soon enough she wanted to become is o. Ice masta wickham g told a dat she should neva trust ice masta wickham coz he was a wicked geeza. As it turns out, flab runs away wiv ice masta wickham g, and dey get married. lisa b to da t realises dat she was silly and marries ice masta. A well chilled endin.