5 May 2005
He's thirsty when he shaves. His toenails keep breaking. Why do they always break? Why? Brittle nails must be something horrible like the body getting used to leukemia or diabetes or a disease as of yet still unclassified and generally unheard of. Something alien -- genetic mutation stuff that feeds on your DNA strands until not only do you no longer exist but neither do your lineage up or down. Eraser-virus, the media catches on. Starts in the toenails, oh my goodness. Where's the nearest disease clinic? Check me in!
