Diary of a hypochondriac

May 1, 2005 at 15:48 o\clock

1 May 2005

The groin pull is a pain because my girlfriend is pretty hot and spent a lot of time at my place this weekend wearing only panties. She's a pale Korean girl. Jook-jook-bang-bang means "juicy" in Korean and that's what she is--a Korean J-Lo or Beyonce.

Well that all sounds good, you must say, but truth is every erection leads to further tightness and tenderness. Meeting her is the worst thing. She's on my bed now in panties, an unsnapped bra, and a tight t-shirt. I have to blog to stay calm. I'm 29 and still get hard when I see a woman in panties.

Behind the balls is the pain, feels like something is insie out, like a balloon will burst, like the leg and groin have been disconnected. What if I need surgery? I want this to get better but I also need sex.